05 - video

[likesavantgarde]

[ There's silence and darkness when the feed picks up, save the muted sound of splashing - and a darkness. The only thing that the video feed is getting is the inside of Ianto's jacket pocket and fingers as he struggles to reach it. Then, all you can see is his hand and the sound is muffled as he tries to turn the device on one handed, unaware he's

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[video]

[godofcologne]

[He's just going to echo Puck here.]

Did you really just fall down a well?

[video]

[likesavantgarde]

[ If he could roll his eyes without any pain, he would. ]

It's not like I meant to fall down here. It appeared out of nowhere.

[godofcologne]

[He's not being skeptical here. He's just trying to make sure he has all the facts... No he's being skeptical.]

The well opened up under your feet and you fell in.

[likesavantgarde]

Yes, the well opened up under me. [ ...groan. ] I know how it sounds, but it's hardly the most absurd thing that's happened in the last few days.

[godofcologne]

[Thomas opens his mouth to object, then realizes that he can't and looks disappointed.]

Look on the bright side. At least the well isn't filled with apples.

[likesavantgarde]

Small favor it wasn't. Would've been quite a landing.

[godofcologne]

At least you wouldn't starve.

[There's a pause, and Thomas eyes the display again.] Someone on their way to get you yet?

[likesavantgarde]

I don't think I'll have to worry about starving. I do have some help on their way, thankfully.

[godofcologne]

Might as well keep talking, darling. Wouldn't want you to get all passed out and concussed because Lassie took her sweet time.

[likesavantgarde]

We are talking, unless I really am imagining this whole conversation right now.

[godofcologne]

Should I be flattered that I can pass for a fantasy?

[likesavantgarde]

I'm not entirely concussed.

[godofcologne]

[feigns pout]

Ouch. And here I thought I was being a good Samaritan keeping you entertained until Lassie arrives.

[likesavantgarde]

Are you pouting at me? I really do appreciate it, mind.

[godofcologne]

Only if it's working, darling. Otherwise, must be the concussion.

[likesavantgarde]

Possibly.

And it's not that bad, really.