"Mall-ninjas", and smacking a co-worker upside the head.

[likesargent]

 Yeah, I did.  The smacking upside the head thing, I mean-- and I'm very embarrassed

Comments

[klwilliams]

In other words, you're still the same person we've all known and loved for years. Don't worry, no one thinks you're a mall ninja, and your cow-orker probably appreciates the important lesson you just taught her.

[etaine_pommier]

What she said. You keep us safe, and we love you for it.

[jillaw]

Wait. I thought you WERE a Mall Ninja.

(were I not on the other side of the country, I would likely not being cracking myself up in this way. But I feel quite safe from your wrath over here, with you over there.)