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likes2havesex

[the phone]

Dec 08, 2011 12:34

Oi! Broken Dick! Anyone else for that matter, if you ever doubted I was an angel I can prove it to you now.

[someone may have gotten her heavenly underpants back and someone may feel compeled to prove she's not a human and that means Mayfield is about to be subject to a whole lot of striping...]

regain

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sanctusdei December 8 2011, 21:58:49 UTC

...Let me guess. You're talking to me?

likes2havesex December 8 2011, 22:28:24 UTC

Who else has a broken dick?

sanctusdei December 9 2011, 03:47:57 UTC

I do not ha-- Whatever. I'm not arguing this again. So what is your amazing proof?

likes2havesex December 9 2011, 03:54:34 UTC

Ehhh, I have to show you.

sanctusdei December 9 2011, 03:57:00 UTC

Normally I wouldn't give a damn. But I'm honestly curious how someone like you could be an angel.

likes2havesex December 9 2011, 04:07:09 UTC

767 Bunker, unless you have somewhere better.

sanctusdei December 9 2011, 22:31:48 UTC

[A sigh.] Fine. I'll stop by after work to see what's so amazing.

[And, surprising even himself, he does. He's pretty sure if there are such things as angels, it's that 12-foot-tall guy he met that one time...]

likes2havesex December 10 2011, 01:41:43 UTC

Damn right! You've never seen anything like this…

sanctusdei December 12 2011, 02:19:22 UTC

[WELP. Have a knock on your door, Panty. And an incredulous-looking redhead standing there.]

likes2havesex December 13 2011, 16:11:20 UTC

[You're going to have to wait a little bit, she's in no hurry to let you in. After what seems like forever, probably right before you're about to give up and leave the door opens.]

Oi, Broken Dick!

sanctusdei December 13 2011, 16:24:47 UTC

[WHY DID HE EVEN COME HERE. Halfway off the porch, he turns around, grimacing.]

There you are.

likes2havesex December 13 2011, 17:03:33 UTC

Tch, I have other things to do besides waiting for a guy with defunct genitals to show up.
[like how she's mixing it up there?]

sanctusdei December 14 2011, 15:07:06 UTC

You are the one that called and said you had your stupid proof. And I guess I was the one stupid enough to come here.

likes2havesex December 14 2011, 22:08:58 UTC

HEY!
I can still prove it, but you're the one that wants to see so you don't have to act like a demanding little bitch. I'll prove it right here!

[she's saying all of this as she's walking out into the front yard to meet you on the porch]

sanctusdei December 15 2011, 16:05:38 UTC

[Theo folds his arms sharply.] Fine. I'm waiting.

likes2havesex December 15 2011, 17:30:01 UTC

[and now she just starts taking off her panties...right out here in the yard.]

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