voicemail

[likes_ducklings]

"And how does -- oh! Oh, Pascal, look, the little light is on. Do you think that means it's going?"

*chitter*

"Well, how was I supposed to know that? Um -- Hello! This is Rapunzel. Please leave me a message and I will return your call as soon as I can! I hope you have a wonderful day!

How was that?"

*chirp*"Well, I thought it was very nice. How

Comments

Wrong number!

[giveherahand]

"Hey, it's me, best roomie ever. Want me to bring back bear claws?"

Re: Wrong number!

[likes_ducklings]

[and we went here!]

[throughaphase]

"Hey, it's me. Sooo I was wondering if there was something you could recommend for me to bring home to a certain guy who's put up with way too much drama from my life lately. The dirtier the better, probably. Let me know!"

[likes_ducklings]

[and here!]

[imafuturist]

From here

"...who exactly is trying to blackmail you with getting it on with parents? And there's a rule against it? I guess it's good I haven't met any of them yet."

[likes_ducklings]

[ laaaaaaaaaaaa]

[tigerundercover]

from here

"Well, I might consider marrying you, but your proposal technique could use some work. I recommend champagne and a picnic under the stars."

[spin_kick_snap]

[From here]

"Umm, I never thought that having sex with you was the on table?" Kathy was very confused. "Or, uhh, anywhere else for that matter. I'm not sure why that required a phone call update."