Hurley's Voice Mail

[likes_chicken]

"Hey, this is Hurley. I'm... just leave a message, dude."

*BEEP*

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[itsjustlanguage]

"HURLEY! Happy New Year! I didn't see you at *crash* what the heck is that doing in *hic* middle of the street?"

It would be a wonder if Hoshi made it all the way back to the dorms in one piece.

Phone Hijinxs!

[death_and_pies]

[From here!]

"I don't remember talking about your hair at all and, if I did, I apologize. I think your hair is really quite lovely. I mean, it's much better than having no hair at all. Hair helps keep you warm in the winter time. And it provides great aesthetic pleasure to some people. So, yes, your hair is fine. I promise!"

Re: Phone Hijinxs!

[likes_chicken]

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[gudspellr_claud]

[OOC: From here]

"Moving on? Why are you moving on? I didn't know we were even on enough for you to move? Or is this the harping you were talking about?"

[likes_chicken]

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[minnesota_teen]

[From here!]

"I'm totally sorry, but I think you have me waaaay confused with someone else. I'm seeing someone and there is no breaking up going on. Seriously. I mean, he hasn't mentioned it. So no. And I would never do it over the phone unless it was like a long distance relationship and I had no choice. You know? I mean, come on. But whatever. Kay, bye!"

[first_guardian]

[From here]

What? Just... What?

"Um look... First of all, I don't have anything to prove to you at all. I don't even know who you are. Leaving a name when you make weird ass challenges like that would be nice. Secondly? What the hell does my breeding have to do with anything? Who uses that expression still anyway? Just go annoy someone else!"

[likes_chicken]

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