05 [AUDIO]

[likeonacompass]

[The comm starts recording, but there's silence for a long minute before North says anything; and he sounds VERY out-of-sorts, anxious and nervous, when he does.]

S-So--uhm--

[Clears his throat.]

I-I think--I think ev-everyone did some th-things they pr-prob--probably sh-shouldn't have b-before we all f-felt b-b-better, right?

...Right?

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[shenghuanzhe]

So you jerk off yet or what?

[likeonacompass]

No. I--

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I'm going to g-get killed by a v-vengeful boy--boyfriend, though.

[shenghuanzhe]

... huh. You sleep with someone's girl? Bad idea.

[likeonacompass]

I knooooooow.

[You can HEAR the D: in his voice, the poor kid.]

[shenghuanzhe]

Well, shit happens. My advice? Back off'n let the girl talk to her guy. Anythin' you say t'him will only make him more angry. Cover your ass for a while, acarry a knife, you'll be fine.

[likeonacompass]

I-I don't--I don't know if she will, though. I don't th-think she wants him to hear it from h-her any more than from someone else.

[shenghuanzhe]

Okay, let's put it this way: who's the guy more likely t'get violent with? You? Or his girl?

Clearly, it's you.

It's safer for everyone, less stress, if y'let her tell her guy, then cover your ass. If it turns out he don't really care, then no hard feelin's and y'can have some more fun with the girl. Win-win.

[likeonacompass]

[Here he makes some very nice keymashy noises.]

Th-That may--may be, but--but what if I don't want to "have more fun with the g-girl"?

I shouldn't have to--to begin with! It was just because ev-everyone was--it was like--Shilo's not--

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Shit.

[He's really not very good at this "dealing with guilt" thing.]

[shenghuanzhe]

[Guilt?

What's guilt?

Especially when it comes to something as casual as sex, Kage doesn't 'get' why you'd feel guilty over having fun.]

If y'don't wanna then problem solved. Why shouldn't y'have? Unless Shilo's actually about five years old in the head, dead or a fuckin' sheep, there ain't no reason y'shouldn't have.

[likeonacompass]

B-Because she's human? And s-spoken for? And--And a friend I took advantage of?

[shenghuanzhe]

Y'rape her? Like, she say no and y'did it anyways? You threaten her? That kinda shit?

[likeonacompass]

No! Of course not!

[shenghuanzhe]

Then y'didn't take advantage. Y'wanted t'fuck, she wanted t'fuck, you fucked.

[Kage claps his hands a few times.]

My hero.

[likeonacompass]

[Aggravated groan.]

She's still human and still spoken for and her boyfriend is huge and full of anger issues.

[shenghuanzhe]

[Kage isn't going to take up the 'omg I fucked a human' point. He doesn't really care that North apparently doesn't like his species. He's hardly alone in that sentiment.]

Spoken for? Shit, they married? Engaged? No? He got her on a leash? Then I guess she can do whatever the fuck she wants, and that includes you. An' like I said, carry a knife.

[likeonacompass]

Y-Yeah.

A knife.

G-Got it.