wheres my goddamn reality tv show damnit
last night at about four a.m. this old drunk lady came out of nowhere and walked up to me and khalilah, who were outside of a bar having a beer. she was dressed in semiformal attire and holding an American Idol videogame microphone. she proceeded to shout at us about how she looked 33 but was really 43 and then started singing "WOOAHOH BLACK BETTY BAM-A-LAM WOAHOH BLACK BETTY BAM-A-LAM" and clapping and dancing in circles.