Apartment above Pirate Radio [morning]
Hector Barbossa, gay theme park extra, woke up for yet another depressing day in his depressing life.
"What's the point in living without him?" he sobbed melodramatically at a seemingly sympathetic squirrel as he flung himself onto the carpet. "I just can't do it any longer! I. Just. Can't. Do. It!"
And that's when another squirrel brained him with a bottle of rum because seriously. Have some pride, man.
There was a brief chittering conversation over the pirate's prone body before it was decided that they'd call it a coma.
They just had to get him to the clinic!
"What's the point in living without him?" he sobbed melodramatically at a seemingly sympathetic squirrel as he flung himself onto the carpet. "I just can't do it any longer! I. Just. Can't. Do. It!"
And that's when another squirrel brained him with a bottle of rum because seriously. Have some pride, man.
There was a brief chittering conversation over the pirate's prone body before it was decided that they'd call it a coma.
They just had to get him to the clinic!