Dec 18, 2007 14:27
Barbossa, as always, had listened to the broadcast last night.
And then he'd reread the notes.
And then he realized that Rupert the park squirrel hadn't come in for his assignment today.
Which was why Barbossa was now sporting a garlic necklace, swearing under his breath, and covering the doors and windows in pointy stakes as he took swigs from his bottle of rum.
Last time this sort of thing had gone down, Angelus had come into Barbossa's house and tried to eat a couple of his roommates. It hadn't escaped Barbossa's notice that he didn't have any roommates to offer up this time.
After a moment's consideration, Barbossa posted a sign in the window: Bait Roommate wanted.
A little bit of preparation never killed anyone, right?
pirates are not for eating,
not enough rum zomg,
garlic is so fashionable,
angelus