sixwordstories : you got to lose to know how to win
Important: To anyone... following Dean's story, you should know that we are canon diverging for Brave New World, so that we can extend the Apocalypse all summer long. Our S5 finale will be played out when S6 airs. That means Dean is stuck after 5x21 for... the next several months, as wacky shenanigans occur, and we play through large sections of Revelations. I would ask if you're on his friends list to please refrain from like... hurling finale spoilers at his face. :C Though I know I can't stop the whole world from doing it, I still appreciate anyone being gentle about it. <3
Meredith's back, but doesn't remember where she's been.
No one's more surprised than Dean when Ruby tells him that Lucifer's put a price on his head and asked her to personally bag it - and instead she warns him. Though he's suspicious, he can't help but deny that she very obviously doesn't seem to want to do him any harm which is... freaky as hell for him to deal with, and he has a hard time expressing ... any gratitude whatsoever. :C
Redeemed!Ruby finally just asks Dean to cut the crap and end all this 'childish bickering'. They make a deal to just stay out of each other's life and she taunts him by asking if he wants to kiss on it.
--------Post 5x21, Let the AU Apocalypse Begin!------
Never look at pizza the same.
In which:
+ Dean tells Sylar, in his roundabout way, about dinner with Death. He also tells him Sam's not too hot about the plan, and asks for his help in pursuing other options.
+ Anya asks Dean about what Death looked like and then she gets very upset when he's unable to curb his sarcastic tongue.
+ Tess offers commentary on Dean's diet, and they talk about whether her heartlessness has limits. He ends up telling her the Apocalypse is on.
+ Cutesy!Elle talks to Dean about her own snarky encounter with Death, and when he explains the plan and that they're trying to find a new one, she offers to help attempt to figure something out.
+ Skuld gives Dean disturbing images of Death drinking milk shakes and they talk about her powers and buying 13 year olds booze.
+ Dean meets Pepper and they discuss her... vegetarianism, and what it's like to work for Tony Stark.
+ Dean tests Kate's incredulity by telling her about pizza with Death.
+ Dean mistakenly thinks Jack Harkness wants to have a waffles conversation with him regarding pizza.
+ Angela breaks the news that Dio died.
+ Dean and Other-Claire talk Death, Percy, Cassie, Brooke, and why she's so loyal to him.
+ Cassie tells Dean how she would have handled things, and they decide to go get a cheeseburger. She pesters him the entire way about teaching her how to drive. He won't budge.
+ Cas jokes about how at least Death didn't ruin pie for Dean. :3 Then the convo gets serious and they talk about... trapping Lucifer. Dean reveals that Claire doesn't want them to go through with it, and tells Cas they're gonna look for another way.
+ Dean and Gabriel have a manly swallowing fear of Death talk about their mutual pizza experiences, and then Dean uses his amazing powers of guilt to convince Gabriel to help them track down Lucifer. Gabriel leaves on a sojourn to the Holy Land. Albeit not very happily.
+ Dean tries to make jokes about his dinner date with Death but Claire drags the fact that he got the last ring out of him and proceeds to guilt the shit out of him for agreeing to let Sam go through with this. She tries to talk him into finding any other way.
+ Dean fills Snarky!Elle in on the perils of his life.
Pepper > thankyoumrstark
Kate > freestyle_one
Jack > stolethename
-------------------------------------
After Peter steals Angela's ability and dreams of the upcoming Revelations-style Apocalypse extravaganza, he lets Dean know what he saw. Dean passes the torch to Peter to stop things if he and Sam die trying.
Missouri shows up to hit Dean over the head with a big spoon, give him grief about starting the Apocalypse, and warn him not to lose the rings. She also tells them to be careful, aw.
Missouri > getthemop
Dean tries to overwrite some of his memories of Brooke by ... playing strip poker with Faith.
Hedwig's found true love! With the bird from Iron Man 2. And she's building a nest in the Impala.
Dean and Claire continue their argument over whether to go through with the ring ordeal. Finally Claire makes Dean feel horrible for being willing to throw Sam into this that he agrees to find another way.
Dean congratulates Tess on finding out her baby's sex, and they both agree that the Devil will probably be so afraid of Tess that he won't dare destroy the world before the baby arrives.
Dean gives Other-Claire some advice on her waning feelings for Percy.
When Dean drops by Sylar's place, he finds a trail of blood that leads him to the bathroom, where he confronts Sylar and learns he killed three women out of jealousy over Peter. Horrified, Dean demands that Sylar face up to what he's done somehow.
Preoccupied by what he learned from Sylar, Dean's a right asshole to Bela about the subject of redemption, and she gets back at him by getting all up in his grill and stealing the Horsemen's rings, then flouncing and leaving him with blue balls.
---------
[Patting his pockets frantically] ... That bitch.
In which:
+ Dean compares Bela to Catwoman when explaining her to Claire which makes her think she must be Dean's ~one true love~ which is a retarded analogy so they just... talk about Batman and rubber and latex for awhile, while Dean makes up lies about how Bela stole the Impala keys.
+ Marla sticks her nose too far in Dean's business right now and he gets really snappy with her. Claire jumps in to tell her to shut her whore mouth when she starts insulting him and then... punches her in the jaw.
+ Just what Dean needed - another him to remind him that he's an idiot.
+ Brooke texts Dean to ask him to teach her how to shoot and he calls her and makes her relate the story of how Selene menaced her and Logan at the hotel. He talks about finding her a safe place to stay.
+ Bela is just laughing somewhere.
+ The Impala is ready and willing to find her and run her over! But they... don't. :C
+ Missouri gives a big fat sassy I told you so.
+ Ok, so Dean can't tell his Sam, but another one drags it out of him. Hrnnngh.
+ The Impala's a chick again, but less Lucy Lawless this time. How disappointing.
+ Dean tells Other-Claire but makes her swear not to tell Sam.
+ Dean interrupts this trip to the Holy Land to bring Gabriel the unfortunate news. Gabe reciprocates by hurling a Blackberry through time-space at the back of Dean's head and then showing up for a snark-laced pow-wow that's absolutely magical, in which they come up with the bright idea to go talk to Death about how to track down the rings. This'll go well.
+ Electro!Elle tells Dean to get a move on and kill the bitch.
+ Dean officially meets Kate.
Marla > notsabrina
Another Dean > aintgutenberg
Another Sam > srsbusinessk
Not Xena!Impala > 67metallicar
------Canon Verse------
Dean has a run-in with Lucifer, who wants to know why Dean's still fighting fate.
Lucifer > wouldneverlie
Meredith's back, but doesn't remember where she's been.
No one's more surprised than Dean when Ruby tells him that Lucifer's put a price on his head and asked her to personally bag it - and instead she warns him. Though he's suspicious, he can't help but deny that she very obviously doesn't seem to want to do him any harm which is... freaky as hell for him to deal with, and he has a hard time expressing ... any gratitude whatsoever. :C
Redeemed!Ruby finally just asks Dean to cut the crap and end all this 'childish bickering'. They make a deal to just stay out of each other's life and she taunts him by asking if he wants to kiss on it.
--------Post 5x21, Let the AU Apocalypse Begin!------
Never look at pizza the same.
In which:
+ Dean tells Sylar, in his roundabout way, about dinner with Death. He also tells him Sam's not too hot about the plan, and asks for his help in pursuing other options.
+ Anya asks Dean about what Death looked like and then she gets very upset when he's unable to curb his sarcastic tongue.
+ Tess offers commentary on Dean's diet, and they talk about whether her heartlessness has limits. He ends up telling her the Apocalypse is on.
+ Cutesy!Elle talks to Dean about her own snarky encounter with Death, and when he explains the plan and that they're trying to find a new one, she offers to help attempt to figure something out.
+ Skuld gives Dean disturbing images of Death drinking milk shakes and they talk about her powers and buying 13 year olds booze.
+ Dean meets Pepper and they discuss her... vegetarianism, and what it's like to work for Tony Stark.
+ Dean tests Kate's incredulity by telling her about pizza with Death.
+ Dean mistakenly thinks Jack Harkness wants to have a waffles conversation with him regarding pizza.
+ Angela breaks the news that Dio died.
+ Dean and Other-Claire talk Death, Percy, Cassie, Brooke, and why she's so loyal to him.
+ Cassie tells Dean how she would have handled things, and they decide to go get a cheeseburger. She pesters him the entire way about teaching her how to drive. He won't budge.
+ Cas jokes about how at least Death didn't ruin pie for Dean. :3 Then the convo gets serious and they talk about... trapping Lucifer. Dean reveals that Claire doesn't want them to go through with it, and tells Cas they're gonna look for another way.
+ Dean and Gabriel have a manly swallowing fear of Death talk about their mutual pizza experiences, and then Dean uses his amazing powers of guilt to convince Gabriel to help them track down Lucifer. Gabriel leaves on a sojourn to the Holy Land. Albeit not very happily.
+ Dean tries to make jokes about his dinner date with Death but Claire drags the fact that he got the last ring out of him and proceeds to guilt the shit out of him for agreeing to let Sam go through with this. She tries to talk him into finding any other way.
+ Dean fills Snarky!Elle in on the perils of his life.
Pepper > thankyoumrstark
Kate > freestyle_one
Jack > stolethename
-------------------------------------
After Peter steals Angela's ability and dreams of the upcoming Revelations-style Apocalypse extravaganza, he lets Dean know what he saw. Dean passes the torch to Peter to stop things if he and Sam die trying.
Missouri shows up to hit Dean over the head with a big spoon, give him grief about starting the Apocalypse, and warn him not to lose the rings. She also tells them to be careful, aw.
Missouri > getthemop
Dean tries to overwrite some of his memories of Brooke by ... playing strip poker with Faith.
Hedwig's found true love! With the bird from Iron Man 2. And she's building a nest in the Impala.
Dean and Claire continue their argument over whether to go through with the ring ordeal. Finally Claire makes Dean feel horrible for being willing to throw Sam into this that he agrees to find another way.
Dean congratulates Tess on finding out her baby's sex, and they both agree that the Devil will probably be so afraid of Tess that he won't dare destroy the world before the baby arrives.
Dean gives Other-Claire some advice on her waning feelings for Percy.
When Dean drops by Sylar's place, he finds a trail of blood that leads him to the bathroom, where he confronts Sylar and learns he killed three women out of jealousy over Peter. Horrified, Dean demands that Sylar face up to what he's done somehow.
Preoccupied by what he learned from Sylar, Dean's a right asshole to Bela about the subject of redemption, and she gets back at him by getting all up in his grill and stealing the Horsemen's rings, then flouncing and leaving him with blue balls.
---------
[Patting his pockets frantically] ... That bitch.
In which:
+ Dean compares Bela to Catwoman when explaining her to Claire which makes her think she must be Dean's ~one true love~ which is a retarded analogy so they just... talk about Batman and rubber and latex for awhile, while Dean makes up lies about how Bela stole the Impala keys.
+ Marla sticks her nose too far in Dean's business right now and he gets really snappy with her. Claire jumps in to tell her to shut her whore mouth when she starts insulting him and then... punches her in the jaw.
+ Just what Dean needed - another him to remind him that he's an idiot.
+ Brooke texts Dean to ask him to teach her how to shoot and he calls her and makes her relate the story of how Selene menaced her and Logan at the hotel. He talks about finding her a safe place to stay.
+ Bela is just laughing somewhere.
+ The Impala is ready and willing to find her and run her over! But they... don't. :C
+ Missouri gives a big fat sassy I told you so.
+ Ok, so Dean can't tell his Sam, but another one drags it out of him. Hrnnngh.
+ The Impala's a chick again, but less Lucy Lawless this time. How disappointing.
+ Dean tells Other-Claire but makes her swear not to tell Sam.
+ Dean interrupts this trip to the Holy Land to bring Gabriel the unfortunate news. Gabe reciprocates by hurling a Blackberry through time-space at the back of Dean's head and then showing up for a snark-laced pow-wow that's absolutely magical, in which they come up with the bright idea to go talk to Death about how to track down the rings. This'll go well.
+ Electro!Elle tells Dean to get a move on and kill the bitch.
+ Dean officially meets Kate.
Marla > notsabrina
Another Dean > aintgutenberg
Another Sam > srsbusinessk
Not Xena!Impala > 67metallicar
------Canon Verse------
Dean has a run-in with Lucifer, who wants to know why Dean's still fighting fate.
Lucifer > wouldneverlie