sixwordstories : it's all nebraskan to me, part III (final!)
Sylar wonders what Dean wanted when he called the other night... but of course has no idea that Dean's been turned into Porky the Pig. He does get talked into going to Nebraska to help look for him, though.
Meanwhile, Claire is the only one really anxious about not hearing from Dean. She leaves a series of amazing voicemails on his phone, which Circe broke, so he's not going to get anyway. This is... the most beautiful thing ever. Go read it.
Meanwhile, Cas is still chowing down, and Sylar shows up in Nebraska, only to get struck by one of Eros' love arrows, and fall head over heels for Castiel. In what may be Ruthi's crowning thread of awesome, Sylar holds Cas prisoner, and confesses his love.
Zeus announces the party to end all parties. He encourages Sylar to bring Castiel as his date (since they plan to feed Dean-pig to Cas at the feast).
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[Dean Winchester: pig in the city]
In which:
+ Dean meets a shapeshifting dog-boy and enlists his aid. He agrees to turn into a fly and go sniff Sam's shirts in their hotel room, so he can track him down for Dean. (He ended up running into Ruby instead, who was trying to steal Dean's knife while he was pigged out).
+ While waiting for Kale to come back, Ruby shows up. Lovely. She kicks Dean in the face and he refuses to let her help him.
+ Aphrodite taunts Dean, and he makes threats that aren't very threatening, since he's a pig.
+ Dean finds Other-Claire, but she thinks that he's too smart to be Dean, when he starts oinking songs, and she assumes he's Sam. However, Zeus shows up as a giraffe again and chases her off before she can help.
+ A witch named Anna tries to help Dean.
+ Dean's AC/DC oinking trick gets Angela's attention.
+ A little kid pokes him with a stick.
+ Dean runs from Cas.
+ Eros taunts him too.
+ Given that all animals can talk, or some shit, Dean finally has a conversation with Hedwig and finds out that she wants him to come to Hogwarts to save Harry. He tries to tell her he doesn't have time for it, but she doesn't care, and he ends up having to apology for molesting her under Eros' love spell.
+ And then the entire cast of Burn Notice is there, don't ask.
+ Cassandra finally finds Dean and brings him back to Circe's. She also tries to warn him about Castiel eating him, but as always, she makes no sense.
+ Meanwhile, Sam's been wandering around, trying to find Dean. He runs into Athena who tells him what's the what, and sends him off to Circe's to get Dean back. Circe pulls a Spirited Away and makes Sam guess which pig is his brother... and Hedwig heroically swoops in to drop a letter of acceptance to Hogwarts on Dean-pig's head, allowing Sam to know exactly which one is him. Circe's pissed, and Dean and Sam head off to go stop Zeus and co. from destroying Norfolk. Sammy has a plan...
Kale Hopkins (Dog-Boy) > morph_boy
Anna > endheduanna
Rai > rebel_rai
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Meanwhile, the party begins on the highest rooftop in Norfolk, Nebraska, with all the gods in attendance. Circe shows up with a pig replacement for Dean, and Zeus is pissed off that she lost him, but they lie to Castiel and say that's Dean anyways. Sylar tries to stop him from eating the pig, because he promised~ Meanwhile, Zeus has forced Claire to be his little date, and reveals to her that she's intended to be the virgin sacrifice. She's not exactly pleased.
Finally, the Winchesters arrive, and... because we're all lazy bitches, this part happens off screen. Dean and Sam announce they've brought a 'special guest' - Zeus' wife, Hera. She goes psycho on her husband and bitches him out, putting an end to the party and Zeus' planned town-destroying shenanigans, and forces the gods to take the curses off Castiel and Sylar.
Later on, Sylar apologizes to Castiel about... what happened.
And so ends the Greek myth plot~!
Meanwhile, Claire is the only one really anxious about not hearing from Dean. She leaves a series of amazing voicemails on his phone, which Circe broke, so he's not going to get anyway. This is... the most beautiful thing ever. Go read it.
Meanwhile, Cas is still chowing down, and Sylar shows up in Nebraska, only to get struck by one of Eros' love arrows, and fall head over heels for Castiel. In what may be Ruthi's crowning thread of awesome, Sylar holds Cas prisoner, and confesses his love.
Zeus announces the party to end all parties. He encourages Sylar to bring Castiel as his date (since they plan to feed Dean-pig to Cas at the feast).
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[Dean Winchester: pig in the city]
In which:
+ Dean meets a shapeshifting dog-boy and enlists his aid. He agrees to turn into a fly and go sniff Sam's shirts in their hotel room, so he can track him down for Dean. (He ended up running into Ruby instead, who was trying to steal Dean's knife while he was pigged out).
+ While waiting for Kale to come back, Ruby shows up. Lovely. She kicks Dean in the face and he refuses to let her help him.
+ Aphrodite taunts Dean, and he makes threats that aren't very threatening, since he's a pig.
+ Dean finds Other-Claire, but she thinks that he's too smart to be Dean, when he starts oinking songs, and she assumes he's Sam. However, Zeus shows up as a giraffe again and chases her off before she can help.
+ A witch named Anna tries to help Dean.
+ Dean's AC/DC oinking trick gets Angela's attention.
+ A little kid pokes him with a stick.
+ Dean runs from Cas.
+ Eros taunts him too.
+ Given that all animals can talk, or some shit, Dean finally has a conversation with Hedwig and finds out that she wants him to come to Hogwarts to save Harry. He tries to tell her he doesn't have time for it, but she doesn't care, and he ends up having to apology for molesting her under Eros' love spell.
+ And then the entire cast of Burn Notice is there, don't ask.
+ Cassandra finally finds Dean and brings him back to Circe's. She also tries to warn him about Castiel eating him, but as always, she makes no sense.
+ Meanwhile, Sam's been wandering around, trying to find Dean. He runs into Athena who tells him what's the what, and sends him off to Circe's to get Dean back. Circe pulls a Spirited Away and makes Sam guess which pig is his brother... and Hedwig heroically swoops in to drop a letter of acceptance to Hogwarts on Dean-pig's head, allowing Sam to know exactly which one is him. Circe's pissed, and Dean and Sam head off to go stop Zeus and co. from destroying Norfolk. Sammy has a plan...
Kale Hopkins (Dog-Boy) > morph_boy
Anna > endheduanna
Rai > rebel_rai
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Meanwhile, the party begins on the highest rooftop in Norfolk, Nebraska, with all the gods in attendance. Circe shows up with a pig replacement for Dean, and Zeus is pissed off that she lost him, but they lie to Castiel and say that's Dean anyways. Sylar tries to stop him from eating the pig, because he promised~ Meanwhile, Zeus has forced Claire to be his little date, and reveals to her that she's intended to be the virgin sacrifice. She's not exactly pleased.
Finally, the Winchesters arrive, and... because we're all lazy bitches, this part happens off screen. Dean and Sam announce they've brought a 'special guest' - Zeus' wife, Hera. She goes psycho on her husband and bitches him out, putting an end to the party and Zeus' planned town-destroying shenanigans, and forces the gods to take the curses off Castiel and Sylar.
Later on, Sylar apologizes to Castiel about... what happened.
And so ends the Greek myth plot~!