Baby, who turned the temperature hotter?
Yeah, so...I'm still ashamed and everything, but I'm starting to get USED to liking these guys. So, to try and make myself feel less ~alone~ in my growing obsession, this is my attempt to turn more of my flist into fans of the Jonas Brothers:
...Did it work?
No?
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE NICK PICTURE EVER, YOU GUYS, SO IT HAD BETTER WORK. LOOK. LOOK AT HIM. OMG.
This one is so pretty.
His arms are just like...guh.
Again with the guh.
Why is he so young? WHY?
No, seriously.
SERIOUSLY. *sigh*
...I can't even.
All right, now we'll move onto a bit of Joe/Nick. Because...look at that stare.
Aw.
Aww.
Joe really like to put his arm around Nick, doesn't he?
Apparently, he also likes to check out his ass.
Uh huh.
...and wrap ties around his forehead. IDK, I just think this is adorable.
This will never not seem dirty to me. ENDLESS AMUSEMENT.
♥
LOLOLOL.
Um. alskalk;aslas.
I love how this seems so, like...comfortable, they're just hanging out on the bed together and...idek, I just love it.
HAT.
Aaaaand back to Nick. Not that I have an obsession or anything. *shifty eyes*
So cute.
This one is just beautiful.
Stupid purity ring. D:
LOL I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE STORY BEHIND THIS IS.
I know some people think their dress sense is ridiculous, but I actually like it. Generally. I love this coat, for example.
I'm just going to repeat myself with the whole 'omg so cute' thing again. OMG SO CUTE.
:)
He kinda reminds me of Bob Dylan here.
*bad thoughts*
Again, just...really beautiful.
With his hair long, he really reminds me of my cousin Harry.
NOW FOR SOME JOE. I have less of Joe, because I only recently realised how attractive he is.
Hee. GLASSES.
He and William Moseley pretty much need to share a wardrobe, y/y?
They're already partway there. XD
LOL THIS MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME.
And this is just...nnnngh.
As is this. NNNGH.
Okay, now for some group shots, so that I...y'know, avoid ignoring Kevin entirely. :( CHECK OUT NICK AND HIS LIP-BITING. GUH.
BEST FACIAL EXPRESSIONS EVER.
I APPRECIATE THESE, TOO.
Okay, so their dress sense is kind of ridiculous.
Nick's face = ♥
:D
The beauties on the left are Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, who are totally doing it, by the way. SHH, LET ME BELIEVE.
WHY, HELLO THERE, MOST INCESTUOUS MAGAZINE COVER EVER. Srsly what is happening here? GROPING, THAT IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. I just don't understand the direction behind this photoshoot!! "Yeah, Kevin, it'd be great if you could sort of tug on Joe's clothing like you want him naked. Oh hey, Joe! Do the same to Nick! Pull his tie! LEAN ALL OVER EACH OTHER. THAT'S IT!" Did the photographer not know that they're related or something? Oh man, idk, but I love it. Nnnngh.
Okay, how was that? Do you feel yourself being dragged into a new fandom, or at least wanting to find more pictures of Nick? Or maybe wanting to read some Jonascest?
I see that you're not quite convinced yet.
How about some gifs and videos, too?
This is just to show that Joe? Is hilarious. XD
This is Joe and Kevin because I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to resist their epic onstage back!sex. Because, you know...LOOK.
NOOO, DON'T TOUCH NICK'S CURLS, JOE. D:
Loooove.
More love. EPIC AMOUNTS OF LOVE.
And also some more groping, for good measure.
Okay, videos:
Jonas Brothers Invade Europe! -- This...is just hilarious. Probably even more hilarious if you live in Europe and know what a bidet is.
Joe Jonas raps about jackets. -- Oh, sorry, I mean jacketz. This makes me crack up every time. XD
Scratch and Sniff Jonas. -- This is Joe showing Nick, Kevin and Demi Lovato his 'Scratch and Sniff website'. XD LOL I can't even explain how much I love the fact that they go around doing all these little skits and putting them on Youtube.
Your Daily Dose of Jonas. -- This one is better if you don't know what it is before you watch.
5 Week Countdown. -- Pretty sure this is just Joe messing around on his own. With a couple of toy dinosaurs. He puts on voices and it's pretty much fantastic.
An Exciting Message for our UK fans. -- I don't even know why this is so funny, but it really is. Joe and Nick FLIP OUT when they hear 'S.O.S.' is going to be released in the UK, and cling to each other and make noises. BASICALLY.
Joe and old man dance battle. -- Some old guy that nobody knows dances up to the JoBros, Joe joins in, there is general hilarity. I love the bit where Kevin mouths at the camera "Who is this guy?! I don't know who he is!".
There is a lot more where that came from, but those are my personal favourites. Their Living The Dream show-thing is hilarious, mostly because of how obvious it is that it's aimed at kids, because every episode they're like "Eat healthy, it's awesome! And SCHOOL ROCKS!" Lolol. It's worth watching though, and each episode is only like five minutes long. My favourite is this one in which Joe and Kevin ~go shopping~ and Nick has to stay behind and do schoolwork. D: Joe hugs him goodbye and says "I love you" and I go all melty.
So far, the only thing I've written is a bit of Joe/Nick porn that follows on from this fic by notfarfromhome. The first part is about Panic! At The Disco getting Joe stoned and then ~corrupting~ him, and I definitely recommend reading it. I loved it and I don't even like Panic! At The Disco. XD Anyway, mine follows on from that and involves Joe showing Nick what PATD taught him, and it's here. :)
OKAY I AM DONE. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO OFFER AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME. If you've managed to resist, you are very strong and...I'm really jealous. D:
...Did it work?
No?
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE NICK PICTURE EVER, YOU GUYS, SO IT HAD BETTER WORK. LOOK. LOOK AT HIM. OMG.
This one is so pretty.
His arms are just like...guh.
Again with the guh.
Why is he so young? WHY?
No, seriously.
SERIOUSLY. *sigh*
...I can't even.
All right, now we'll move onto a bit of Joe/Nick. Because...look at that stare.
Aw.
Aww.
Joe really like to put his arm around Nick, doesn't he?
Apparently, he also likes to check out his ass.
Uh huh.
...and wrap ties around his forehead. IDK, I just think this is adorable.
This will never not seem dirty to me. ENDLESS AMUSEMENT.
♥
LOLOLOL.
Um. alskalk;aslas.
I love how this seems so, like...comfortable, they're just hanging out on the bed together and...idek, I just love it.
HAT.
Aaaaand back to Nick. Not that I have an obsession or anything. *shifty eyes*
So cute.
This one is just beautiful.
Stupid purity ring. D:
LOL I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE STORY BEHIND THIS IS.
I know some people think their dress sense is ridiculous, but I actually like it. Generally. I love this coat, for example.
I'm just going to repeat myself with the whole 'omg so cute' thing again. OMG SO CUTE.
:)
He kinda reminds me of Bob Dylan here.
*bad thoughts*
Again, just...really beautiful.
With his hair long, he really reminds me of my cousin Harry.
NOW FOR SOME JOE. I have less of Joe, because I only recently realised how attractive he is.
Hee. GLASSES.
He and William Moseley pretty much need to share a wardrobe, y/y?
They're already partway there. XD
LOL THIS MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME.
And this is just...nnnngh.
As is this. NNNGH.
Okay, now for some group shots, so that I...y'know, avoid ignoring Kevin entirely. :( CHECK OUT NICK AND HIS LIP-BITING. GUH.
BEST FACIAL EXPRESSIONS EVER.
I APPRECIATE THESE, TOO.
Okay, so their dress sense is kind of ridiculous.
Nick's face = ♥
:D
The beauties on the left are Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, who are totally doing it, by the way. SHH, LET ME BELIEVE.
WHY, HELLO THERE, MOST INCESTUOUS MAGAZINE COVER EVER. Srsly what is happening here? GROPING, THAT IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. I just don't understand the direction behind this photoshoot!! "Yeah, Kevin, it'd be great if you could sort of tug on Joe's clothing like you want him naked. Oh hey, Joe! Do the same to Nick! Pull his tie! LEAN ALL OVER EACH OTHER. THAT'S IT!" Did the photographer not know that they're related or something? Oh man, idk, but I love it. Nnnngh.
Okay, how was that? Do you feel yourself being dragged into a new fandom, or at least wanting to find more pictures of Nick? Or maybe wanting to read some Jonascest?
I see that you're not quite convinced yet.
How about some gifs and videos, too?
This is just to show that Joe? Is hilarious. XD
This is Joe and Kevin because I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to resist their epic onstage back!sex. Because, you know...LOOK.
NOOO, DON'T TOUCH NICK'S CURLS, JOE. D:
Loooove.
More love. EPIC AMOUNTS OF LOVE.
And also some more groping, for good measure.
Okay, videos:
Jonas Brothers Invade Europe! -- This...is just hilarious. Probably even more hilarious if you live in Europe and know what a bidet is.
Joe Jonas raps about jackets. -- Oh, sorry, I mean jacketz. This makes me crack up every time. XD
Scratch and Sniff Jonas. -- This is Joe showing Nick, Kevin and Demi Lovato his 'Scratch and Sniff website'. XD LOL I can't even explain how much I love the fact that they go around doing all these little skits and putting them on Youtube.
Your Daily Dose of Jonas. -- This one is better if you don't know what it is before you watch.
5 Week Countdown. -- Pretty sure this is just Joe messing around on his own. With a couple of toy dinosaurs. He puts on voices and it's pretty much fantastic.
An Exciting Message for our UK fans. -- I don't even know why this is so funny, but it really is. Joe and Nick FLIP OUT when they hear 'S.O.S.' is going to be released in the UK, and cling to each other and make noises. BASICALLY.
Joe and old man dance battle. -- Some old guy that nobody knows dances up to the JoBros, Joe joins in, there is general hilarity. I love the bit where Kevin mouths at the camera "Who is this guy?! I don't know who he is!".
There is a lot more where that came from, but those are my personal favourites. Their Living The Dream show-thing is hilarious, mostly because of how obvious it is that it's aimed at kids, because every episode they're like "Eat healthy, it's awesome! And SCHOOL ROCKS!" Lolol. It's worth watching though, and each episode is only like five minutes long. My favourite is this one in which Joe and Kevin ~go shopping~ and Nick has to stay behind and do schoolwork. D: Joe hugs him goodbye and says "I love you" and I go all melty.
So far, the only thing I've written is a bit of Joe/Nick porn that follows on from this fic by notfarfromhome. The first part is about Panic! At The Disco getting Joe stoned and then ~corrupting~ him, and I definitely recommend reading it. I loved it and I don't even like Panic! At The Disco. XD Anyway, mine follows on from that and involves Joe showing Nick what PATD taught him, and it's here. :)
OKAY I AM DONE. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO OFFER AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME. If you've managed to resist, you are very strong and...I'm really jealous. D: