wear you out, will/skandar, nc-17

[likecharity]

BIRTHDAY PORN FOR SKANDARRR.

It feels like FOREVER since I've written good old-fashioned Will/Skandar.

LOLOL while I was writing this, Skandar-the-kitten started playing with the keyboard and ended up asking Microsoft Word to look for synonyms of 'cock'. I LAUGHED FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES. OMG KITTEN!SKANDAR I LOVE YOU SFM.

Title: wear you out

Comments

[thisissirius]

OHMYFUCKINGGOD. JEN. JEN OHGOD I AM SO - I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE WORDS I CAN'T FORM THEM I AM INCOHERENT THIS IS SKANDAR'S BIRTHDAY AND THIS HAS HAPPENED ALREADY. OHMYGOD.

djskjsdfjkhdsjkfhsdkjfhd. ILU, JEN. ILU.

Skandar shakes his head. "You're a bit of a pedo, then, if you think that way."

Will frowns.

"Shot yourself in the foot there, didn't you?" Skandar says triumphantly.

AHAHAH. OH HAI PEDO FETISH. THERE YOU ARE AGAIN :D

AND THE PORN. OH JEN THE PORN. ILU.ILU.ILU. ♥♥

[likecharity]

LOL THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHEN I WAS WRITING IT. I LIKE TO PRETEND IT DID HAPPEN, BECAUSE I AM A TOTAL CREEPSTER. OH YEAH.

I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT BB. I LOVE TO SEE YOUR CAPS AND INCOHERENCE. ♥ LOL WILL TOTALLY HAS A FETISH FOR YOUNG!SKANDAR, YOU JUST KNOWWW IT.

[thisissirius]

OMG AHAHAH. SO TRUE. THIS WAS HAPPENING AS YOU WERE WRITING IT, IT IS TRUE.

<3<3

hfdjhdjjdhgj. MY CAPS ARE YOUR CAPS, BB ♥

I MAY ALSO HAVE A FETISH FOR YOUNG!SKANDAR, IDEK. D:

[likecharity]

LOL I DO TOO, I CAN'T LIE ANYMORE.

[credulesque]

O.o

dsadnnnggghhfdfdfddnnffnfjjsjsksll

*flails*

That was HOT. And AMAZING and....*fans self*

I came on your carpet. That wasn't part of the present. I'm sorry.

I love how you make me lol while also being busy spontaneously combusting from the hot.

Skandar should be proud at such a birthday present rofl. Wonder what he would think if he read it? *ponders*

But yeah, another amazing fic from you :)
I'm just gonna...go over here now...*flails some more*
I even used my flailing icon :D

[likecharity]

LOL I LOVE THE FLAILING ICON. I FEEL HONOURED. :D

I'm really glad you liked this, thank you sooo much. I can't IMAGINE what Skandar would think if he read it. ...Hi Skandar, if you're reading. *blush* NO IT'S TOO WEIRD, LET'S NOT GO THERE.

[credulesque]

AH NO THAT WOULD BE TOO AWKWARD. +looks around suspiciously+

Also I have to comment on your name - I love The Knife =D

[inksplotched]

I see no way this could have included Brazil! Lmfao, but God, was it hot. :O Guh.

[likecharity]

LOL I know, I honestly did try though, but in the end it really WAS NOT WORKING so I had to scrap it and try something else. D: I'm sorry, but I'm glad you liked this anyway!! ♥ TY.

[inksplotched]

Noooo, I loved it! Maybe I should give you more specific prompts.

What do you think of a "prompt me" post at willskandar? We could just... have people... post Will/Skandar prompts in the comments, haha, and authors could pick through and write their favourites. If I do it, I could use your help getting participants! :)

[likecharity]

I APPROVE OF THIS IDEA, LIKE, A LOT. We need to get people writing more now that there's a bit of a lull after all the PC promotion and stuff.

[__dittany]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

X 584930859430859043859034850943 HOLY FUCK.

I LOVED IT OMG.

"Yes! I'm alone!" Skandar yells back, and Will sniggers.

AND! AND!

"She will've just dropped a baking tray or something," Will says hurriedly, and Skandar doesn't say anything, worried. Maybe they really shouldn't do this. Maybe he should get Will to leave. Maybe--

Will grabs a fistful of Skandar's t-shirt and pulls him forwards, smashing their mouths together forcefully and pressing down against him, his hard cock pushing and sliding against Skandar's, causing Skandar to groan into Will's mouth. Okay, fuck stopping, he thinks, grabbing Will by the back of his head and taking control of the kiss. He needs to get off. Now.

JFKDLAJFKLDAJFKLADJFKLDAJFKLADJKLFADJK

[__dittany]

ALSO YOU WOULD NAME YOUR KITTEN SKANDAR ALSO SKANDAR!KITTEN FTW OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COCK.

[likecharity]

I FOUND HIM JUST BEFORE SKANDAR'S BIRTHDAY, IT WAS A SIGN. OR SOMETHING.

LOLOL IT WAS SO GREAT, WORD WAS LIKE "TILT? RAISE? LIFT?" AND I WAS LIKE "BAHAHA I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE KIND OF COCK I WAS WRITING ABOUT."

[__dittany]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WORD... IT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE PURE AMAZING SMUTTINESS THAT IS TRULY NECESSARY IN LIFE.

GAWD IGNORE ME I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S COMING FROM MY MOUTH.

[_profiterole_]

w00t! \o/ That was so much fun!

And I see you haven't completely forgotten the lonely Will/Skandar fandom. ^^

[likecharity]

:D Yay! I'm glad, thank you.

OMG as if I would!!