got my body on red alert. kristen stewart/charlize theron, nc-17.

[likecharity]

DO NOT EVEN ASK ME HOW I MANAGED TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING BESIDES ONE DIRECTION FOR LONG ENOUGH TO WRITE THIS, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA

Also does anyone know if there's anywhere I could crosspost this? IS THIS EVEN A FANDOM YET? It should be, have you seen how gay these two are?

Title: got my body on red alert
Author: likecharity
Pairing: Kristen

Comments

[likecharity]

I HOPE THAT'S IN A GOOD WAY

I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE EMOTIONAL DISTRESS

[hellissohotrn]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

[likecharity]

♥♥♥

[hellissohotrn]

"So do you need to do that before all your interviews, or just the ones with me?"

[hellissohotrn]

"Come to the bathroom with me," Charlize lilts once the cameras are switched off, tilting her head, and Kristen follows like an obedient puppy, her heart in her throat.

NO STOP IT

[likecharity]

YOUR COMMENTS ARE MAKING ME FLAIL ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOU'RE FLAILING RN JUST SO YOU KNOW

[hellissohotrn]

I WAS ACTUALLY FLAILING BUT I HIT MY HAND AND IT HURTS JENNIFER YOU ASSHOLE

[hellissohotrn]

"What, was the tampon dispenser out?" she asks. "I hate it when that happens. I might have one in my purse but I think I've been carrying it around in case of emergencies since like 2006, so there's probably an 85% chance it'll give you TSS. Or the Bubonic Plague, man, who knows."

I THINK I JUST STARTED CRYING