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May 30, 2012 22:58

GUYS I SAW SIMON AMSTELL LIVE LAST NIGHT

IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER

LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT

( spoiler warning for 'Numb' if you're planning to see it and don't want to know what he talks about )

! [people] simon amstell, ! (rl stuff), rar feminism!, flaaaaaail

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alexi_lupin May 31 2012, 05:34:47 UTC

At one point he said there's a part of him that wants to fuck Justin Bieber so hard he cries, and I think I actually covered my face with my hands while my sister studiously ignored me. (And then he said he doesn't know where that fantasy comes from, because if in real life he was having sex with Justin Bieber and he started crying, he would obviously stop and ask if he was okay. ♥)

OMG HE'S SO EXCELLENT. THE IMAGE. OH MY GOD. I WOULD READ IT. BOTH WAYS.

likecharity May 31 2012, 11:27:57 UTC

ME TOO

I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER BUT I CARE ABOUT SIMON FUCKING HIM SO HARD HE CRIES

OH MY GOD

alexi_lupin May 31 2012, 11:49:14 UTC

SAME.

BUT ALSO THE IMAGE OF JUSTIN CRYING AND THEN SIMON BEING ALL CONCERNED LIKE "ARE YOU OKAY?" IS ALSO SO PRECIOUS. I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE I LIKE MORE.

likecharity May 31 2012, 12:05:33 UTC

IT COULD BE BOTH

LIKE AT FIRST THEY'RE REALLY INTO IT AND IT JUST GETS MORE VIOLENT AND INTENSE

BUT THEN WHEN JUSTIN STARTS CRYING SIMON IS LIKE "WAIT NO" AND CHECKS HE'S OKAY

AND MAYBE HE IS BECAUSE HE ~LIKES IT ROUGH~ SO THEN THEY CARRY ON

alexi_lupin May 31 2012, 12:24:42 UTC

DO WANT

idk especially because Justin's ~image~ is fairly arrogant, or at least in that direction

likecharity May 31 2012, 12:29:54 UTC

Tbh I know like next to nothing about him, which sucks because if I did I WOULD TOTALLY TRY AND WRITE THIS

alexi_lupin May 31 2012, 14:10:02 UTC

Me either but guys in hip hop (pop/hip hop?) always seem to have that image. No humbleness among rappers/hip hop/rnb

I can't think of a reason they would meet and be having sex tbh so if i wrote anything I'd just start in the middle of the sex and avoid explanations XD

likecharity May 31 2012, 22:37:00 UTC

Oh yeah, so would I, I just meant I wouldn't even know how to write him 'cause I don't think I've ever heard him talk or anything!

alexi_lupin June 1 2012, 00:29:24 UTC

I watched an ep of Graham Norton he was on and he seems nice enough but he's not enough of a dork for my liking, lol. He seems nice, but he also seems like he's trying to be cool, sort of?

kay18jay June 1 2012, 14:33:46 UTC

omg, justin bieber is the biggest nerd ever. he walks into doors, he says stupid shit. he's fidgety, and nervous, and so adorable, I always just want to pinch his cheeks. You're right, he does try to be cool a lot, but 3/4 of the time, he's just dorky.
There was an interview when he was in london recently, where the interviewer, (damm, I can't remember his name, a big tv guy, a gorgeous brown man) asked him about sex, and the kid was blushing, he was sooo red. it was adorable.

alexi_lupin June 1 2012, 20:19:50 UTC

This pleases me. :P

kay18jay May 31 2012, 14:37:46 UTC

i'm dipping, I know, but if you wrote that, it would be totally awesome. In my world, it would be a fandom collision of epic and monumental proportions.

likecharity May 31 2012, 22:37:18 UTC

Thank you for your faith in me, haha!!

kay18jay June 1 2012, 03:13:18 UTC

It's that you are an amazing writer! Oh, and holy cow, I spent the day on youtube watching Simon Amstell. Thank you, very much. Like I needed something/one else to obsess over. hahahaa.

likecharity June 1 2012, 12:34:00 UTC

♥ AND YES GOOD, ISN'T HE AMAZING?

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