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[likecharity]

GUYS I SAW SIMON AMSTELL LIVE LAST NIGHT

IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER

LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT

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[astreindre]

You are so precious. I know who Simon Amstell is but I don't REALLY care about him too much, but it's just so nice to see you flaily and happy that I was grinning all through this post anyway. So glad you had a good time, bb!

[likecharity]

YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT HIM MORE, HE'S AMAZING. Although he would probably trigger your secondhand embarrassment squick HARD, so maybe never mind. But thank you bb. ♥

[hypertwink]

And this is AWFUL and I'm so ashamed because the idea of Simon watching morally reprehensible porn is really hot. :(

Maybe, he's talking about those baitbus porn vids -- where a (not-really or not-so) straight guy gets tricked into having gay sex by promising them sex with the girl they used to lure him in. While some of them are really obvious and pretend (and with recognizable but not that famous porn actors), a few ring almost true.

I wonder what his BF looks like because I remember him in Do Nothing where he had this long bit about likingstalking people as thin and awkward like himself -- which made me think that he and Jesse Eisenberg would really hit it off.

[likecharity]

I thought he might mean that because of the "tricked" thing and I hope so, 'cause that's not as bad as like...the REALLY shady stuff? Like it's still just acting, even if it is good acting. I feel uncomfortable with some of those even though I know they're fake, so that makes sense.

Yeah, I'm curious about what his bf looks like too. GOD the idea of Simon Amstell/Jesse Eisenberg melts my brain. AND THEY ARE BOTH FRIENDS WITH ANDREW GARFIELD, HE SHOULD SET THEM UP

[sofiawonderland]

OH GOD I'M SO JELLY. Simon is the most precious person ever and reading this turned my eyes into huge cartoon hearts so I can only imagine how it felt to actually be there and see it all. I wanted to make more detailed comments but just EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS get me grinning like a loon so I'll leave it at that.

[likecharity]

SO PRECIOUS oh my god my eyes were cartoon hearts basically the entire time, I was genuinely embarrassed because I'm not sure I've ever shown love on my face that obviously in public before. ALSO THERE WAS THIS ONE POINT where it was like he was acting out a conversation and he looked in our direction while he was saying "you're beautiful" and I pretty much died like a ridiculous fangirl. ;__; And as a result cannot remember the context AT ALL.

[alexi_lupin]

At one point he said there's a part of him that wants to fuck Justin Bieber so hard he cries, and I think I actually covered my face with my hands while my sister studiously ignored me. (And then he said he doesn't know where that fantasy comes from, because if in real life he was having sex with Justin Bieber and he started crying, he would obviously stop and ask if he was okay. ♥)

OMG HE'S SO EXCELLENT. THE IMAGE. OH MY GOD. I WOULD READ IT. BOTH WAYS.

[likecharity]

ME TOO

I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER BUT I CARE ABOUT SIMON FUCKING HIM SO HARD HE CRIES

OH MY GOD

[alexi_lupin]

SAME.

BUT ALSO THE IMAGE OF JUSTIN CRYING AND THEN SIMON BEING ALL CONCERNED LIKE "ARE YOU OKAY?" IS ALSO SO PRECIOUS. I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE I LIKE MORE.

[likecharity]

IT COULD BE BOTH

LIKE AT FIRST THEY'RE REALLY INTO IT AND IT JUST GETS MORE VIOLENT AND INTENSE

BUT THEN WHEN JUSTIN STARTS CRYING SIMON IS LIKE "WAIT NO" AND CHECKS HE'S OKAY

AND MAYBE HE IS BECAUSE HE ~LIKES IT ROUGH~ SO THEN THEY CARRY ON

[likecharity]

I think it would be worth it!! I think this was even better than 'Do Nothing' but it's very close. HEARTEYES ARE THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE RESPONSE TO SIMON AMSTELL I THINK. And feminism and porn are two of my favourite things so for him to talk about them was just...aaaaaaugh. ♥

:)