SMEYER RUINS EVERYTHING.
Numerous sources are reporting that once again, another writer has stepped in to write the script for The Voyage of the Dawn Treader movie. The newest choice will come as a surprise to many. Author Stephenie Meyer, the woman behind the New York Times Best Selling series Twilight, has been tapped to take the latest crack at the story.
“She can help bring a lot of fresh ideas to the table,” says one source. “She can also help bring in audience members. People know who she is far more then CS Lewis.”
“Lewis represents the ideas of the past,” says a second source. “Meyer represents the future. This is the perfect blending.”
WTF NO. WHY. WHY.
This had better be an April Fool's joke. >:(
There is a bit of concern that some aspects of her books, namely vampires, may find there way into Narnia. However sources close to Michael Apted and Douglas Gresham insist that both men will work tirelessly to rein her in properly.
“There will be no sparkly vampires in in my movie,” said Apted. “And Edward Cullen won’t be in Dawn Treader either.”
LOL HE SOUNDS SO PISSED OFF ABOUT IT. MICHAEL APTED, I LIKE YOU ALREADY. I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU A DOUCHE IN CORRESPONDENCE.
But seriously what, whyyyy, whyyyy. WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
Did everyone hear that the Ben-as-Aro thing was a total rumour, btw? I'm an odd mix of relieved and disappointed, and I still want to finish that fic about him getting really into the role and wearing a cape everywhere, and Willmo being a closet Twilight fan and wanting to meet RPattz and everything.
Edit: Source, btw.
“She can help bring a lot of fresh ideas to the table,” says one source. “She can also help bring in audience members. People know who she is far more then CS Lewis.”
“Lewis represents the ideas of the past,” says a second source. “Meyer represents the future. This is the perfect blending.”
WTF NO. WHY. WHY.
This had better be an April Fool's joke. >:(
There is a bit of concern that some aspects of her books, namely vampires, may find there way into Narnia. However sources close to Michael Apted and Douglas Gresham insist that both men will work tirelessly to rein her in properly.
“There will be no sparkly vampires in in my movie,” said Apted. “And Edward Cullen won’t be in Dawn Treader either.”
LOL HE SOUNDS SO PISSED OFF ABOUT IT. MICHAEL APTED, I LIKE YOU ALREADY. I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU A DOUCHE IN CORRESPONDENCE.
But seriously what, whyyyy, whyyyy. WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
Did everyone hear that the Ben-as-Aro thing was a total rumour, btw? I'm an odd mix of relieved and disappointed, and I still want to finish that fic about him getting really into the role and wearing a cape everywhere, and Willmo being a closet Twilight fan and wanting to meet RPattz and everything.
Edit: Source, btw.