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[likeaniceberg]

[ The device showed nothing but a nice view of someone's palm for a while. ]

-use this? Might as well write something like "kick me". Someone thinks I'm retarded.

[ Time to inspect the communicator, which means some shaking, shifty view, and things like that. The new owner of the device finally appeared a minute later in the camera. Silver-white hair

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false, i am always first.

[teutons]

[ TRYING TO FIGURE OUT ENGLISH. IT ISN'T WORKING. ]

You Christian?

[Video; English TO SPITE YOU HA HA] No I am first because.

[likeaniceberg]

[ WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE PRUSSIA. ICELAND DO NOT COMPREHEND THIS MADNESS. ]

...Prussia?

Yes? It's not relevant, right?

[Video; English] you're a dick.

[teutons]

U-Umm... [ what are those words DEFAULT ANSWER: ]

Yes!

[Video; English] why thank you.

[likeaniceberg]

What does it has to do with anything?

[ Haven't figure out that you can't speak English very well yet. Speculating that you're a younger Prussia, but a speculation is just a speculation. ]

[Video; English] /smites like a daddy of vengence

[teutons]

Who is? are? you?

[Video; English] /dies like any horrible children

[likeaniceberg]

[ Looks genuinely confused again for the umpteenth time. ]

What do you mean? Do you mean who I am? I'm Iceland, the Republic of Iceland. And no, I don't remember any previous stay I had in this hellhole if I've really been here before.

[Video; English] 8)

[teutons]

Who?

[Video; English] Why are you still awaaaaake.

[likeaniceberg]

Iceland. Who are you? You look an awful lot like Prussia.

[Video; English] I never sleep.

[teutons]

Not Prussia! Not Prussia!

I am the Teutonic Order!

[Video; German] Next you'll say you're everywhere at once.

[likeaniceberg]

[ Insert thoughtful look here. He read that name somewhere...oh, the perks of being a bookfag. A moment or two later, realization dawned on him. He was facing a younger version of Prussia. How is that even possible, Iceland don't have any idea. Switching to German for your convenience. ]

Uh...okay. It's nice to meet you?

[Video; German] i am

[teutons]

Oh! You speak German! Yes, yes, yes! Thank God! Everyone speaks this crazy England-language, and it's completely ridiculous!

What did you answer before? Are you a Christian or not? My England-language is awful-- I had no idea what you said.

[Video; German] D: sorry for the delay.

[likeaniceberg]

It's a bit ridiculous, yes, but it's pretty widely spoken nowadays. I don't even know how England managed to infect the world with his language.

Yes, I'm a Christian. A Lutheran to be exact, but it doesn't matter. And my name is Iceland; the Republic of Iceland. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[Video; German] nowwwww i sleep.

[teutons]

Christian?! Awesome! Haha! There aren't enough of us! Hello, brother-in-Christ Iceland! Awesome to meet you! Want to help me convert some pagans?!

[Video; German] Sleep well! <3

[likeaniceberg]

[ What. Whatwhat. Whatwhatwhat. The epic saga of brain breakage continues! ]

Why yes, there are quite a lot of us. [ Won't say that he's actually debating whether God exists or not. Agnosticism and Atheism was getting popular nowadays among his people, after all. ] No thanks. I don't think they'll disturb us...

[Video; German] nowwww i awaken from my slumber

[teutons]

Oh, you're one of those pacifist types. You obviously don't have the experience that I do!

[Video; German] welcome back, o great and shining one.

[likeaniceberg]

[ Pacifist? Not really. Only repression of violent tendencies at its best. ]

I'm not a pacifist. [ What is this denial you're talking about. ] And it's not about experience. It's just that I thought that it wasn't needed.