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Well, this is it. I think I have found him - the love of my life.
This kid came into the library this morning and I was sitting behind the desk and he comes over to ask if we have any tapes or books on how to speak swedish. I told him that we don't have any materials on any languages, so he went to go play on the computer.
Then about an hour later, after blatantly staring at me the whole time, he comes over to "say goodbye".. I guess. and once again this moron starts talking about sweden. He tells me that he thinks it should be offered as a class, and that he would take it because he wants to take his parents on a trip to sweden, and he loves the language, and if he could take anything that would be i.... then he cuts himself off right here and asks if he can have some of the honey that we keep on the counter for tea. I hand it to him and he squirts it all over his hands and proceeds to lick it off. Now with honey all over his fingers still and around his mouth, he then tells me that it's shitty honey because it is not organic. I told him that he was right. It wasn't organic and that the stop and shop label might indicate that it was generic. And then he left.
oh man what a dream boat. I could just talk to him for hours. ::die::
What a day.
This kid came into the library this morning and I was sitting behind the desk and he comes over to ask if we have any tapes or books on how to speak swedish. I told him that we don't have any materials on any languages, so he went to go play on the computer.
Then about an hour later, after blatantly staring at me the whole time, he comes over to "say goodbye".. I guess. and once again this moron starts talking about sweden. He tells me that he thinks it should be offered as a class, and that he would take it because he wants to take his parents on a trip to sweden, and he loves the language, and if he could take anything that would be i.... then he cuts himself off right here and asks if he can have some of the honey that we keep on the counter for tea. I hand it to him and he squirts it all over his hands and proceeds to lick it off. Now with honey all over his fingers still and around his mouth, he then tells me that it's shitty honey because it is not organic. I told him that he was right. It wasn't organic and that the stop and shop label might indicate that it was generic. And then he left.
oh man what a dream boat. I could just talk to him for hours. ::die::
What a day.