Well, apparently
Orlando's turned to a life of crime. And who'd have guessed he'd go down stalking celebrities? And then blaming the hobbits? *shakes head sadly*
*gigglesnort*
And then
I thought this was a hilarious manip until I discovered
it was real, and then it just made me amused in a sad kind of way. Both that it happened and that someone both photographed it and then posted it on Yahoo! news. This just in: The president has to pee!