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[likealily]

Just because I work at the Wizarding library all day and work for the Order does not mean that my house is allowed to be dirty.

I clean and clean and yet somehow there are muddy tracks everywhere and things are still disorganized.

I am unamused. Just as unamused as I was looking at that duck picture. Thank you Remus J. Lupin

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[slobberymongrel]

You writing a post about mostly cleaning is very womanly. Also James and I are already going over the plans for the dog house. You do realize that'll keep me over EVEN MORE?

Also by your list James shouldnt be allowed in either, you realize.

The Weird Sisters? The Hobgoblins are scads fucking better, what the hell, Evans.

[likealily]

Well at least I've affirmed my gender to the whole of the community then. And you do realize that with a doghouse outside you will have no necessity to come inside the house?

Sadly I need him inside the house. He vacuums and takes out the trash.

There is nothing wrong with the Weird Sisters.

[slobberymongrel]

Yes I will. To seduce you. Naturally. Oh, and eat you out of house and home. Remus is a terrible wife and I need your tender love through cuisine.

Can I watch? I love the sound of Prongs being whipped in the morning.

I didnt say there was, they've got legs for miles after all, grrrowl. Bu the Hobs put on a fucking kick-in-the-face show, and we both know it.

[likealily]

I will make sure you stay chained outside. Perhaps you should learn to cook, then. There's an apron I can lend you.

Because he'll get so much work done that way.

I've always thought they're rather hairy and ridiculous myself, but to each his own. I won't disagree with you there. I never said the Weird Sisters were better. Just that I wanted to see them.

[slobberymongrel]

Bondage, now? Evans, so bold, so firey. Grrrowl. and IVE BEEN BLOODY WELL TRYING YOU KNOW I HAVE SHUT UP IM JUST MISERABLE AT IT AND ITS PROBABLY IN MY GENETICS TO BE SHITE AT IT SO PISS OFF YOU TROLL.

Id be quiet?

You should know by now that my type is hairy and ridiculous. You want me to try and get a few tickets?

[likealily]

If by that you mean you would be chained to the doghouse outside in the cold with no one for company except the neighborhood cat that you couldn't chase about due to aforementioned chain. You could always take lessons with Mother Weasley.

Point. ....could you?

[slobberymongrel]

You wouldnt be so cruel to me, poppet. And NO. I will NOT, for the UMPTEENTH TIME, take lessons with Molly Weasley. I tried with Andromeda, and I tried with Ginny, and I tried with Rosmerta but mostly just got drunk off cooking sherry that time AND ITS NO USE IM HOPELESS AND ITS HORRIBLE AND I HATE EVERYTING.

Sure, no problem.

...If you teach me to cook.

[likealily]

Actually I think it would be all sorts of fun. That cat's a menace anyways. It's about time it found a good use for itself. True. However neither Andromeda nor Ginny nor Rosmerta are Molly.

........what.

[slobberymongrel]

You heard me, gorgeous. Er. Read me.

[likealily]

I like my kitchen fully intact.

[slobberymongrel]

Then I guess I wont be using my media connections to get any Weird Sisters tickets.

[likealily]

...

And what might these connections be?

[slobberymongrel]

The fact that Im Sirius Black of course. The crazy fan/media shite comes in handy sometimes, you know, when people arent setting up camp in the tree outside my bedroom window.

Come on, Evans. You know you want to. Its a MORE than fair swap.

[likealily]

Aren't they supposed to be afraid of you? Madman murderer and all?

............well. I suppose it is.

[slobberymongrel]

You daft creature, no. I got cleared by the shite spewing ministry itself, the papers published the whole story after I Overcame Death and all. I think there's even a film in the works.

[likealily]

Well pardon me for being absent for about 17 years or so.

Now my question to you is, will you agree to replace my kitchen once you've utterly destroyed it?