Kill Four: "Are you sure she's a chick? And not a guy? Or like, part guy part shark?"

Oct 17, 2011 19:27

[A. TEENAGE GIRLS

Monday: GYM CLASS. There is a mean lady standing in front of you. She's wearing army dog tags and looks like she could punch out someone.]

Alright. I'm going to make one thing VERY clear. Show up to class, and you ARE going to train. If you want to survive here longer then a day during some of the crap they put us through, then you're going to NEED to be able to defend yourself. And since I'm stuck as your teacher here. That means I'M in charge and I'm going to teach you.

If by some miracle you DO know how to fight already, come and talk to me and we'll see where you are in terms of skill. Also if you want to whine about how this isn't fair and you don't want to run? Get it over with now,  because after today, my first reaction is going to be to send you to a class full of drones and tell them you're supposed to take note for someone.

Five minutes of running. Let's see how many laps around the gym can you do.

GO

[B. PARK:

Oh god there's a robot in the park, run, run! ...Oh wait it's just a woman in armour. Though you might not be able to tell the woman part. Tex is practising fighting in the park with her armour. If you stop and stare long enough you'll get her attention.



Do you want her attention?

C. TAVERN: Aren't drone bartenders the best? ...what you're a woman what are you doing here? ...okay this is starting to really piss Tex off. If you're in the bar you might have noticed a drone being punched in the face by an angry red head.]

I said FUCK OFF! 

training, gym teacher from hell, she hates this place, fuck you mayfield, always working out

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