Kill Two: She got recruited into some kind of weird experimental program

Aug 30, 2011 22:26

I'd say this place has issues but I'm pretty sure everyone knew that by now. The obession with milk .... kinda disturbing though.

Hey, Caboose. You still alive?

[Tex isn't new to this place. So when she finds a package with her name on it she grabs it and opens it.

A. You can see a woman holding up some silver army dog tags and looking at them at her ( Read more... )

not looking out for the idiot, my past is blurry, oh hey you're a liar, stupid program, why did i join the army?, working out, family drama

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crayonbullets September 1 2011, 15:05:09 UTC
...Yes.

[ He does not sound like his usual cheerful, moronic self, though. ]

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likeahex September 1 2011, 16:10:16 UTC
Good.

[Though the tone is....well she's not worried, but...]

What happened to you?

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crayonbullets September 1 2011, 16:16:20 UTC
I. Ummm...drank the milk.

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likeahex September 1 2011, 16:25:37 UTC
......

Caboose.

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crayonbullets September 1 2011, 16:32:20 UTC
But Tex! When I did not drink it, I got really really angry and...[ Started bashing drones heads in. Whoops. ] and it was not fun.

At all.

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likeahex September 1 2011, 16:33:45 UTC
[...oh god kill!drone Caboose.]

Alright fine. You had to drink the milk.

What happened when you did?

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crayonbullets September 1 2011, 16:42:27 UTC
[ Even worse than regular Caboose. ]

Well...I cut up my mouth? And got the stomach acheys...and maybe swallowed a spider...

Yeeeaaaah....it was gross.

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likeahex September 2 2011, 00:57:42 UTC
[Something not thought possible.]

Yeah....

Well you can go back to not drinking the milk. Things like this happen about once a month.

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crayonbullets September 2 2011, 02:47:29 UTC
But I do not want to drink the milk every month!

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likeahex September 2 2011, 02:49:12 UTC
It changes every month.

You don't have to drink the milk again.

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WOW I THOUGHT I RESPONDED TO THIS. orz crayonbullets September 8 2011, 15:38:02 UTC
Okay...[ This seems to comfort him.

A pause. ]

Hey, um. Tex? Is there a way to get rid of the cleaning lady, too? Because...I do not like her. She is kind of weird.

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XD np likeahex September 8 2011, 16:05:25 UTC
.....Cleaning lady?

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crayonbullets September 8 2011, 16:07:10 UTC
Yeah! She keeps trying to sleep in my bed. I told her to go home, but she...won't. Go home. I don't like it.

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likeahex September 8 2011, 16:11:06 UTC
.....wait.

You mean the drone wife? She's harmless. Just lock her in a closet or ignore her.

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crayonbullets September 8 2011, 16:16:31 UTC
I think sending her home would be easier than...locking her in a closet.

[ pauuuuuseeeeee ]

Uhmmm...I don't have a wife.

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likeahex September 8 2011, 16:19:35 UTC
......

Caboose. Did anyone explain the drones to you?

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