Post One: She Hates it Here Already
[The first thing Tex realized when she woke up was that she wasn't in Blood Gulch anymore, the second, she had her body back. The third she was in a strange bed. After quickly survaying the room and getting dressed in some of the male clothes she found...like hell she was going to wear those dresses...she went to explore and eventually found her way to the old looking phone....]
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If this is some type of joke I’m going to kill you all....
[Clears her throat, and gets a sense of déjà vu as she starts talking]
This is Freelancer Tex, looking for anyone from the Blood Gulch outpost. Do you read me?
Repeat, this is Freelancer Tex, looking for anyone from Blood Gulch outpost Alpha.
Church, Tucker, Shelia...hell, Caboose? [Crap what was that new girls name...] Does anyone read me?