my celebrity to-do list
So, clubfullhouse was given homework: list the top ten celebrities/characters you want to fuck. Because I fail and obviously suffer from an excess of lust, there are waaaay more than ten here. Because that's how I roll.
1. Zachary Quinto.
I love this fierce bitch. Intelligence is v. v. attractive, and he is incredibly smart.
2. Brian Molko.
I have wanted to do him since I was 15. He is seriously the most beautiful man I have ever seen.
3. Audrey Tatou.
So classy and gorgeous, I love her. Also, I want her to talk dirty to me in French.
4. Colin Morgan.
Those ears were made for holding onto during a good ole' fullhousing, if you know what I mean, and five of you do.
5. Bradley James.
UNNNFF, HIS CHEST. AND ASS.
6. Joe Flanigan.
I realize his hair is perpetually rumpled, but I would like to rumple it further.
7. David Duchovny circa X-Files era.
Oh David. Such a douche, and yet so hot.
8. Gillian Anderson.
She seems really fun, and uh. have you looked at her? Yowza.
9. Patrick Wolf.
I just saw him in concert (which, shit, that reminds me, I need to post about the epic drama of that night), and, uh. DAMN. JUST, DAMN.
10. Jon Stewart.
He makes me laugh, he's smart, and he's beautiful. I love him sfm, it's ridiculous.
HONORABLE MENTIONS, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
Kate Winslet.
Callum Keith Rennie circa Due South.
Paul Gross circa Due South.
The Beatles circa early 60s. Yes, that's right. All of them. I told you, excess of lust.
Sasan.
Sylar.
Chris Fine, although I think if you fuck ZQ you're going to be fucking Chris Pine. They're sort of a package deal.
Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Keith Olbermann.
Zefron (DON'T JUDGE ME.)
Robert Smith circa Just Like Heaven.
Audrey Hepburn.
Lauren Bacall.
Ginger Rogers.
Ewan McGregor.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
The Plasticines.
Jason Momoa.
1. Zachary Quinto.
I love this fierce bitch. Intelligence is v. v. attractive, and he is incredibly smart.
2. Brian Molko.
I have wanted to do him since I was 15. He is seriously the most beautiful man I have ever seen.
3. Audrey Tatou.
So classy and gorgeous, I love her. Also, I want her to talk dirty to me in French.
4. Colin Morgan.
Those ears were made for holding onto during a good ole' fullhousing, if you know what I mean, and five of you do.
5. Bradley James.
UNNNFF, HIS CHEST. AND ASS.
6. Joe Flanigan.
I realize his hair is perpetually rumpled, but I would like to rumple it further.
7. David Duchovny circa X-Files era.
Oh David. Such a douche, and yet so hot.
8. Gillian Anderson.
She seems really fun, and uh. have you looked at her? Yowza.
9. Patrick Wolf.
I just saw him in concert (which, shit, that reminds me, I need to post about the epic drama of that night), and, uh. DAMN. JUST, DAMN.
10. Jon Stewart.
He makes me laugh, he's smart, and he's beautiful. I love him sfm, it's ridiculous.
HONORABLE MENTIONS, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
Kate Winslet.
Callum Keith Rennie circa Due South.
Paul Gross circa Due South.
The Beatles circa early 60s. Yes, that's right. All of them. I told you, excess of lust.
Sasan.
Sylar.
Chris Fine, although I think if you fuck ZQ you're going to be fucking Chris Pine. They're sort of a package deal.
Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Keith Olbermann.
Zefron (DON'T JUDGE ME.)
Robert Smith circa Just Like Heaven.
Audrey Hepburn.
Lauren Bacall.
Ginger Rogers.
Ewan McGregor.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
The Plasticines.
Jason Momoa.