The gay, let me show you it.
Things overheard today while walking on campus:
1. Random guy: "That guy sucks more cock than anyone I've ever seen." - ORLY? So he...watches a lot of cocksucking then? Obviously I need to follow this dude around. He seems to be hanging out in the fun part of town.
2. Philosophy teacher: "A race car is not a waffle maker." - I'm glad I have never had breakfast with this guy.
Things learned today:
1. Despite how delicious it sounds, Thin Mint girl scout cookie ice cream is not delicious.
2. Rodney McKay is the reincarnated soul of Isaac Newton.
No, really:
Also, I finally finished watching all of Merlin. Uh, okay, so I finished it like, a month ago, but this term has been CRAZYCAKES so I'm just now getting around to posting about it. And, okay: this fandom is spoiled so badly you guys. I'd been seeing all these posts about how, omg, episode 13 was not slashy AT ALL, WTF? So I was braced for it! I was ready for there to be no man-love! I battened my hatches (speaking of, omg, LOST!!! But that's a different post), I put on my tin-hat, I was down and ready!
And then I got this (caps are from awakencordy:
Merlin needs your hand right there to help him run, Arthur! Uh, yeah. (Also, I'm pretty sure there's an ass grope that follows this, but these caps don't show it D:)
And this:
Groping/protecting his boyfriend...
"He can't die, it is my destiny to protect him! We haven't done all the things we're meant to do."
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
His faaaaaace!
Why yes, that is Arthur's head in Merlin's lap.
"I'm happy to be your servant till the day I die."
And then, okay, after the aforementioned moment (which basically was an emotionally stunted marriage proposal) we get this look:
You know that song, The Look of Love? The look of love is in your eyes tonight? IT WAS MADE FOR THIS MOMENT. RIGHT HERE.
Honestly, I may have cracked up at the end of the episode when I thought about all the "It's not slashy enouuuugh!!!!111" posts, because, dude. In fact, when I was in London I happened upon the Pride Parade. There was a guy in assless chaps there, wearing a pink thong and a feather boa. And sparkles. And he was wandering around holding the hand of a drag queen in a wedding gown.
This? This was gayer than that.
1. Random guy: "That guy sucks more cock than anyone I've ever seen." - ORLY? So he...watches a lot of cocksucking then? Obviously I need to follow this dude around. He seems to be hanging out in the fun part of town.
2. Philosophy teacher: "A race car is not a waffle maker." - I'm glad I have never had breakfast with this guy.
Things learned today:
1. Despite how delicious it sounds, Thin Mint girl scout cookie ice cream is not delicious.
2. Rodney McKay is the reincarnated soul of Isaac Newton.
No, really:
Also, I finally finished watching all of Merlin. Uh, okay, so I finished it like, a month ago, but this term has been CRAZYCAKES so I'm just now getting around to posting about it. And, okay: this fandom is spoiled so badly you guys. I'd been seeing all these posts about how, omg, episode 13 was not slashy AT ALL, WTF? So I was braced for it! I was ready for there to be no man-love! I battened my hatches (speaking of, omg, LOST!!! But that's a different post), I put on my tin-hat, I was down and ready!
And then I got this (caps are from awakencordy:
Merlin needs your hand right there to help him run, Arthur! Uh, yeah. (Also, I'm pretty sure there's an ass grope that follows this, but these caps don't show it D:)
And this:
Groping/protecting his boyfriend...
"He can't die, it is my destiny to protect him! We haven't done all the things we're meant to do."
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
His faaaaaace!
Why yes, that is Arthur's head in Merlin's lap.
"I'm happy to be your servant till the day I die."
And then, okay, after the aforementioned moment (which basically was an emotionally stunted marriage proposal) we get this look:
You know that song, The Look of Love? The look of love is in your eyes tonight? IT WAS MADE FOR THIS MOMENT. RIGHT HERE.
Honestly, I may have cracked up at the end of the episode when I thought about all the "It's not slashy enouuuugh!!!!111" posts, because, dude. In fact, when I was in London I happened upon the Pride Parade. There was a guy in assless chaps there, wearing a pink thong and a feather boa. And sparkles. And he was wandering around holding the hand of a drag queen in a wedding gown.
This? This was gayer than that.