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Feb 21, 2005 21:53

It's official, (she just doesn't know it yet) Ashlee is going to be the father of my children. Yes, you heard me correctly folks. The father of my children...is Ashlee! Buahahahahahaha. That or Constantine. *omfg sexes* I randomly started patting Ashlee's knee when I got scared, and now that I think about it... I did it a lot. Eep. Sorry for the gropage Love! She kissed me, she's the devil! She kissed me! Gaaarrr. I'm Cousin It, or maybe I am the girl from the Grudge... haven't made up my mind yet. But oh my! Demons! And gropage! And babies! Woohoo!

It would have been fun if Ashley was there too. Skankwhoresickypoo stayed home from school today! *Growl*

I'm not a big fan of Keenau Reeves... I liked him in Speed, and Bill and Ted's Adventure....and I really liked Constantine like nobodies mother... As soon...as I saw..his black hair...out of the taxi... I believe me and Ashlee had an orgasm at the same time! You know it's true baby. You make me go wild. ANd UGH!

i bet you you'll find nuts

I saw Shakespeare and I wanted to die. Didn't speak. Didn't speak. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Yes, so that was my evenning...
Oh and I did black out in the bath tub. Which was good fun! Kind of...in a twisted sort of way.

(edit: *rapes John Constantine over and over and over again sdklfjdklsf. John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine John Constantine gasms* he's mine, bitch. I'm so crazy, I put "sexing John Constantine" in my interests. JESUSSDLJFLKSDJFK.)
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