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Everytime you sneeze you orgasm, and guess I have to say that was the worse orgasm I have ever had in my life. Thanks God, for that experience -- now I can say like many men, that my orgasm was felt with a little help from a tissue.
I had a holiday from school today, it has no religious reasoning behind it what-so-ever. It was just a holiday, a day for me to lay down and think of all the possible ways to splatter my bloody organs over the walls of my soon to be room. I am being promoted to basement. Or you could say demoted, it's all depending on how you look at it. So this little holiday I had, was only a reminder of why I am on this earth to begin with. Learn from my mistakes! Oh how I make many of them.
You know those ten pounds I lost within a three month period? I am guessing I just gained them all back! I vaguely remember saying that the last time I was depressed. Hmm.. Suppose I should weight myself and say, "hey look at that! chocolate may have endorphines but as has calories too!"
Okay, I need to stop talking like that. I am going to think positive... Starting... Right... Now...
Lost! Ehehe! Another Charlie episode. Claire remembered the peanutbutter. Oh Fuck Jesus, how could she forget the peanutbutter?! Now that is an orgasm just watching him...lick...the...jar... mmmmmmfuckshitbonermmmmm... Okay, feeling much better now! Thank you for letting me rant. ^_^
I had a holiday from school today, it has no religious reasoning behind it what-so-ever. It was just a holiday, a day for me to lay down and think of all the possible ways to splatter my bloody organs over the walls of my soon to be room. I am being promoted to basement. Or you could say demoted, it's all depending on how you look at it. So this little holiday I had, was only a reminder of why I am on this earth to begin with. Learn from my mistakes! Oh how I make many of them.
You know those ten pounds I lost within a three month period? I am guessing I just gained them all back! I vaguely remember saying that the last time I was depressed. Hmm.. Suppose I should weight myself and say, "hey look at that! chocolate may have endorphines but as has calories too!"
Okay, I need to stop talking like that. I am going to think positive... Starting... Right... Now...
Lost! Ehehe! Another Charlie episode. Claire remembered the peanutbutter. Oh Fuck Jesus, how could she forget the peanutbutter?! Now that is an orgasm just watching him...lick...the...jar... mmmmmmfuckshitbonermmmmm... Okay, feeling much better now! Thank you for letting me rant. ^_^