Made in God's own Image, Yes sir!
Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday! I'm not even Catholic and I'm excited, I'm debating if I want to partake in lent. Keenan suggested giving up something I don't even use, bobbypins. No thanks, if I'm going to participate it has to be something to make me struggle within. I could totally do what they did in 40 Days, 40 Nights and give up sex and masturbation, but I think that would be too easy. Hahah.. Wait, that's not a bad idea. Crude jokes, I could give up my crude jokes. Maybe not! Maybe I won't do this at all, I mean, I'm not even Catholic. I just thought it would be fun to test myself, but I didn't even try a New Years Resolution so it's kind of pointless. I am kind of making up for 2004's resolution by taking care of my body. Hmm...
I hope everyone's feeling well. It feels like spring, and I'm not usually a spring person, but I think I am really going to enjoy it this year. (I guess that's partially the reason I'm in a decent mood as of late) So if you're not feeling well, get off your asses and do something fun and exciting. Which surpisingly I have been doing. Take it from me kids!
Yes, I am randomly going crazy... Like always! Fuck. I need to write something. Inspiration please... *crosses fingers* I can feel it in my bones! It's coming. err... not in the perverse sense.
In my article Just a Junior which spotlights Ashley (Harper!), there is a picture of me licking her face and Ashlee (Bachert!) kissing her... hopefully the principle will not got offended by our lesbianism. That reminds me that Mr. Fix pissed me off the other day! Mickelle is writing a Senior Spotlight on Ashley (Crandle!) and it says that Ashley (Crandle!) wants to be the first "lesbian female president" and Mr. Fix wanted her to change it to "anti-heterosexual female president." He didn't think homosexual or lesbian was in good taste. *...insert curses & gay right rambling...* Bill said it best this morning, "shitpissfuckcuntcock-suckermother-fuckertitsfartturdandtwat"
If I had balls, Valentine's Day could suck them! Woohoo. I have a call-in shift on Monday, not looking forward to it because I know I'm going to be called in. But I'll take it because some lucky little woman or man will have a pleasent evenning with their loved one while I work. See, so I'm not that much of a bitch.
I hope everyone's feeling well. It feels like spring, and I'm not usually a spring person, but I think I am really going to enjoy it this year. (I guess that's partially the reason I'm in a decent mood as of late) So if you're not feeling well, get off your asses and do something fun and exciting. Which surpisingly I have been doing. Take it from me kids!
Yes, I am randomly going crazy... Like always! Fuck. I need to write something. Inspiration please... *crosses fingers* I can feel it in my bones! It's coming. err... not in the perverse sense.
In my article Just a Junior which spotlights Ashley (Harper!), there is a picture of me licking her face and Ashlee (Bachert!) kissing her... hopefully the principle will not got offended by our lesbianism. That reminds me that Mr. Fix pissed me off the other day! Mickelle is writing a Senior Spotlight on Ashley (Crandle!) and it says that Ashley (Crandle!) wants to be the first "lesbian female president" and Mr. Fix wanted her to change it to "anti-heterosexual female president." He didn't think homosexual or lesbian was in good taste. *...insert curses & gay right rambling...* Bill said it best this morning, "shitpissfuckcuntcock-suckermother-fuckertitsfartturdandtwat"
If I had balls, Valentine's Day could suck them! Woohoo. I have a call-in shift on Monday, not looking forward to it because I know I'm going to be called in. But I'll take it because some lucky little woman or man will have a pleasent evenning with their loved one while I work. See, so I'm not that much of a bitch.