Dwa

[like_omg_ponies]

So things I've learned since I've gotten here:

1. I totally hate fish.
2. This place is lame and like, I'm so bored.
3. I like, totally remember how lame training is. Ugh.

Oh and the only mail here we get is spam? It was like, this stupid publicity letter or whatever. It was like "New job" and I was all "Ew" and so I just threw it away because spam

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[makesyoucoffee]

You threw out a job description?!

[like_omg_ponies]

I didn't like, know, okay?! It totally looked like spam!

[makesyoucoffee]

...I-It's alright. Where did you throw it away?

[like_omg_ponies]

In the water?

/is most likely drenched right now

[makesyoucoffee]

Why would you- Ah.....yes....I noticed.

/cheering for you

[like_omg_ponies]

I totally didn't know you could swim so well!

[makesyoucoffee]

Ugh, it's not what you think.

And I had to learn how to in order to play with Ameriwhale.

[like_omg_ponies]

What was it then? You were totally in the water and like, moving around.

Ameriwhale?

[makesyoucoffee]

Falis threw me out there...But I did swim- I guess you're right.

...America's pet whale.

[like_omg_ponies]

And you looked awesome! Except for when you kind of did that flailing thing for a minute...but yeah. You looked awesome. I was totally all "Go Liet!" but I don't think you heard me...

Seriously? Where does he like, keep it?

[makesyoucoffee]

Probably not because of all the waves, but thanks...

In his pool.

[like_omg_ponies]

You're totally welcome.

He has a pool? Ohmygawd, idea. If we like, get back to my house? We're totally building a pool. Awesome idea, right?

/sighing internally FOREVER

[makesyoucoffee]

I just hope the letter isn't water damaged.

If you say so...

/oblivious FOREVER

[like_omg_ponies]

Yeah, that'd be totally lame. Maybe we should like, get a hairdryer or something. That dries stuff, right?

I want a huge one. And it should totally be indoors! We can like, have pool parties. You're invited, by the way.

[makesyoucoffee]

That might work, but Falis thinks Taiwan would be able to help...

Indoor...? Then we would have to make a new building for it then. Ah- it sounds like a costly project...

[like_omg_ponies]

Do you think? Does she like, have a hair dryer?

But totally worth it, right? You could like, teach me how to swim!