Tęcza has come to save us all

[like_omg_ponies]

You guys, I've got like, amazing awesome news.

Tęcza has like, come. She's totally promising to protect us all and like, bring us to paradise. To stomp all of our stupid foes down! So like, come! And be saved by the totally awesome Tęcza!

[ooc: Yep, Poland is hallucinating too. tęcza  means rainbow in Polish and basically, Poland seems to think the

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[makesyoucoffee]

P-POLAND, PLEASE GET OFF THE ROOF! IT'S NOT SAFE OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW!!!

[like_omg_ponies]

I'm not on the roof, Liet! I'm on Tęcza and she's like, totally going to protect us! I'm way safe.

[makesyoucoffee]

....Don't make me come up there and take you back to your room. The Aitvaras is still somewhere around here!

[like_omg_ponies]

Lieeeeeeet! I totally told you! Tęcza will like, take care of that stupid thing. So just come here and ride with me!

[makesyoucoffee]

L-look, Poland, you probably have a fever right now. Let me just take you to our room and I'll fix up everything, okay?

[like_omg_ponies]

...Why? Don't you like, want to come to paradise?

[makesyoucoffee]

I do, but you must be sick right now. We're on a boat right now, not a pony.

[like_omg_ponies]

We're on Tęcza. She's like, a giant horse. Not a pony.

[makesyoucoffee]

Well, we're on neither of these things.

We're on a boat.

[like_omg_ponies]

No, we're like, on a giant horse and we're going fast and her fur's all totally rainbow colored.

[makesyoucoffee]

..........I'm coming to get you Poland.

[like_omg_ponies]

No way! You totally can't like, take me off of Tęcza!

[makesyoucoffee]

We'll see. I'm bringing my sword just in case the Aitvaras comes.

[like_omg_ponies]

Oh my gosh, don't worry. We've totally got Tęcza to protect us. She'll protect you.

[makesyoucoffee]

I'm not taking any chances.

[like_omg_ponies]

Oh wow. You're like, all serious and stuff. Want to get some war armor for Tęcza so you feel better?