(the joy of housewifery.)
Now I remember why I went to college in the first place: I have a talent for waking up at ungodly hours and not being tired. But oh, the coffee -- five days straight of drinkin' an entire pot a day. Deeeeelicious!
I know what you all want to hear; precious puppy stories, yah? Yah. Or yargh. Whatever.
The puppy now has a name. It is Yosha (pronounced Yuh-shaa, and not like Yoshi from the fucking Mario games). This is the least ridiculous name I have ever given an animal. Past names (for cats) include: Nee-Nee, Mar-Mar, Foo-Foo, Mr. Puffin, Bim, Baby Beatrix, Captain Pid, and K.D. (Kitty-Duce).
Yosha likes to bite everything and pisses constantly on the rug. Also, she shits. All the time. Everywhere. It is impossible to scold the dog because I always end up laughing at her little bear cub face. I cannot stay mad at it for more than five seconds, even when she bit me as hard as she could on my lip.
I, the self-proclaimed crazy cat lady, with a dog? BAFFLING. Would you all like to see pictures of my puppy? Okay. Ask nicely and I will post them (that means YOU, Adam teh Enterkin!).
I know what you all want to hear; precious puppy stories, yah? Yah. Or yargh. Whatever.
The puppy now has a name. It is Yosha (pronounced Yuh-shaa, and not like Yoshi from the fucking Mario games). This is the least ridiculous name I have ever given an animal. Past names (for cats) include: Nee-Nee, Mar-Mar, Foo-Foo, Mr. Puffin, Bim, Baby Beatrix, Captain Pid, and K.D. (Kitty-Duce).
Yosha likes to bite everything and pisses constantly on the rug. Also, she shits. All the time. Everywhere. It is impossible to scold the dog because I always end up laughing at her little bear cub face. I cannot stay mad at it for more than five seconds, even when she bit me as hard as she could on my lip.
I, the self-proclaimed crazy cat lady, with a dog? BAFFLING. Would you all like to see pictures of my puppy? Okay. Ask nicely and I will post them (that means YOU, Adam teh Enterkin!).