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[like_a_romanov]

Isn't there any way to accomplish anything around here? I mean, riots? Really?

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It's been six months. More, in fact! That's an awfully long time. I'd almost rather spend another ten years in that old orphanage! Almost. Though I suppose it's not much different in some ways, is it? Oh, we'll give you clothes and food and a job, so you should be

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[findingponies]

We're, like, all sick of this place.

[like_a_romanov]

No, really? I hadn't guessed.

[findingponies]

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[like_a_romanov]

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Look, I didn't...

Ugh. I'm just fed up with this place. What does it even want from us?

[findingponies]

I, like, wish I knew. At least Liet is, like, totally here.

[like_a_romanov]

Liet?

[findingponies]

Lithuania. He's, like, my bff.

[like_a_romanov]

... I don't know what that is.

[findingponies]

Oh, like, my best friend! Oh my gosh I was fighting a war, and I met him, right? Well, we didn't like talk yet but I heard of him and he was really cool and like we had a commonwealth together - like, before we were partitioned? You like totally learned about that in Russia, right? Because it was the most awesome commonwealth ever.

[like_a_romanov]

Oh, best friend! You could have just said that in the first place.

Um, we mostly learned about it in relation to Russia. And I didn't really like history very much. But I've heard of it!

[findingponies]

I, like, did, that's what bff means. Best friend forever. And, like, I totally mean forever.

Ohhh that's, like, pretty cool.

[like_a_romanov]

You're lucky to have someone from home here.

[findingponies]

Yeah, but, like, at the same time there's, like, lottttsss of people from home. And like Russia thinks I'm communist.

[like_a_romanov]

I guess you have a point. I mean, if Rasputin showed up that'd make things way worse.

...Russia thinks everyone is communist.