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[like_a_romanov]

Isn't there any way to accomplish anything around here? I mean, riots? Really?

...

It's been six months. More, in fact! That's an awfully long time. I'd almost rather spend another ten years in that old orphanage! Almost. Though I suppose it's not much different in some ways, is it? Oh, we'll give you clothes and food and a job, so you should be

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[kol_shevik]

[Doing mysterious things in the yard.

Like always.]

Да, better place deep inside little soft head.

[like_a_romanov]

[Crosses arms and glares. Also get a job]

I don't think so.

[kol_shevik]

[No. Also goes back to banging around what appears to be a bunch of scrapmetal, and a giant hole in the ground. The shovel lies off to one side, the head bent beyond repair. this is a shovel funeral and you are interrupting a precious moment.]

Should make up mind then, Anya.

[like_a_romanov]

Look, I'm just trying to stay sane here, all right? Unlike some people. So whose head did you try and bash in this time?

[kol_shevik]

You are seeing what lifetime of slovenly Capitalism and greed has done? Has made America's head unnaturally hard.

Is reason he is idiot.

[like_a_romanov]

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Is he the one who came up with this whole rioting plan?

[kol_shevik]

[...oh huh he totally didn't think about that--]

Would explain the cars.

[like_a_romanov]

I mean, it seems like the sort of thing he'd do.

And everything did start around the time of the explosion.

...

[K-kind of mentally facepalms. oh husbando did you really not make that connection]

[kol_shevik]

Was too busy to pay attention to stupid man with stupid plan. Too busy avoiding flying car parts.

[like_a_romanov]

Okay, I can see how that would be a slight distraction.

...Don't tell me you went and got mixed up in all that!

[kol_shevik]

Was explosion! Of course Russia had to go see. America was making bombs. Is violation of Treaty he was so eager about.

[like_a_romanov]

All your stupid bombs and treaties and threats and calculations! I don't know how you keep it straight half the time.

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[kol_shevik]

Oh is very easy!

[2/5 i lied]

[kol_shevik]

[He points to an empty bottle that has rolled away from the wreckage he is attempting to clean up.]

This is America, home of filthy Capitalists that wallow in consumerist lies and break treaties and send spies to backyard and fashion the chains of the strong and pure Proletariat to bring them to their downtrodden knees!

[3/6 i lied again this keeps getting longer and crazier]

[kol_shevik]

[He points to one of his boots.]

This is Soviet Union, Glorious Free Republics, bringer of peace and prosperity, True protector of Europe and way to real democracy and freedom of the Worker.

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[kol_shevik]

Actually is just Chukotskiy, but is metaphor, so little Anya should just follow along with Russia even though is just Russia's foot.