May 12, 2004 17:48
GUYS READ THIS. GIRLS TOO BECAUSE ITS FUNNY. (props to Ha)
1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
3)Hmmmm...guys in Hondas...yummmm...
4)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
5)We think about you all the time.
6)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
7)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
8)Hold our hand.
9)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
10)If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
11)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
12)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.
13)Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
14)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
15)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now.
16)The ability to play the guitar will help you.
17)We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it!!!
18)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
19)Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
20)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
21)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
22)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
23)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
24)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
25)Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.
26)Tell us we're beautiful.
27)The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
28)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
29)One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
30)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
that is so true. haha alrighty well school was good today nothing interesting there. then i came home and then i pretty much just came home after walking around a ton with kelly and later meeting up and sitting at lidas house and trampoline. and we explored... and the clearing ...and the branch that impaled my eye... haha very funny and stupid of me. then the best part was ... lida:"this is cool guys...so wheres the clearing??" BUBBLE BURSTER hahahahaha just kidding and thats^^LOOK UP^^ the best list ever after discussing it with kelly and lida. it would be funny if the cicada thing was a total hoax. but next year.. the jinglehoppers are coming HAHAHAHAH. and now im all hot and icky because its like a bajillion degress outside.
nextly. even though i cant wait till summer because itll be mad fun, i dont want this year to end despite school sucking.. the first year of high school has gone by so fast, especially beacuse we can all remember the first day of it. i remember what earrings i wore, the clothes i had on, how i had my hair that day...i remember EVERYTHING. and today made me think how much we've gone through this year and how much we've all changed. this year has been amazing, and having it end would be sad. BUT SUMMER WILL ROCK.
"make a splash. challenge a wave. embrace a friend. celebrate"