two things that pissed me off today

[liiveiinskiin]

so today this girl was like "i can't help you guys with the assignment, i have cramps." wow shut up. your period and pms has nothing to do with your ability to speak spanish. just because you hurt doesn't make you stupid. if you're dumb, don't make up some crap about having cramps. and seriously, just take some fucking midol. what anatomical bullshit. don't blame your cramps for your inability to do work. maybe you're just fucking fat. which you are. cramps my ass. and since we're on the topic, " i was pms-ing" is not a valid excuse. no. you're just a bitch. being a chick doesn't mean some wild mindless beast takes over your mind once a month and makes you yell and cry for no reason. it means you can wear makeup and not be publically ridiculed for doing so, because last time i checked guys get made fun of for doing that. that's pretty much the only thing you're entitled to do. if you're "going through a rough time" which most of you aren't, and having a bad hair day doesn't count, that does not give you the right to act like a moron and then blame it on natural bodily functions.

next. i was thoroughly disappointed when i tried to satisfy my craving for a donut. i finally got a donut, and thought it was cream or custard-filled, probably one of the best kinds next to chocolate or jelly filled. but no. it was lemon. i mean seriously, who the fuck likes lemon donuts? lemons have very few purposes, including seasoning, zest, and soda flavoring. that's pretty much it. the occasional raw lemon & lemonade is acceptable. but paired with a donut? why. who thought of it? i'd like to meet whoever invented lemon-filled donuts, so i can punch them in the face. worst idea ever.