Idiot - round 1 BRFC
Sigh...I think this was a fail. But here ya go, Bleach Romance Fanfiction Contest Round 1. Hosted by the lovely Full Shadow Alchemist.
"You're an idiot!" Jinta yelled, pointing his broom accusingly at Kurosaki Ichigo. The sub-shinigami had come down to the shoten again to train with the boss.
"W-What!?" Ichigo spluttered at the sudden outburst. (he was on break right now, so there was no fear of getting distracted and trampled by a certain happy-go-lucky shop owner)
"I said, you're an idiot! Idiot!" the boy shouted, "Wanna know why? 'Cuz you're a self-centered bastard who...who....makes little girls cry!"
"The hell!? What the heck are you yelling about, shrimp?" the carrot-head protested indignantly.
"SEE!? You're so damn self-centered you don't even notice it when it happens!" Jinta nearly screamed, flailing the broom menacingly about, "Your own sister! And you don't even notice! ASSHOLE!"
"My...my sister?" Ichigo exclaimed. Karin never cried so... "You mean...Yuzu?"
"YES! YOU FREAKING MAKE HER CRY!" the boy roared, hoping a tirade of rage would help conceal his red face that had disobediently blushed at the mention of her name. "SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU, YOU IGNORAMUS! YOU-"
"Ji~nta~! Please stop squealing at Kurosaki-san and get to work~! We have customers, you know~!"
Still glowering, Jinta threw the broom at Ichigo's head ("Ow! What the hell!?") before stomping out of the secret training room and into the back door of the shop. He stopped suddenly, just before entering.
Kurosaki Yuzu's reiatsu.
He nearly panicked. He couldn't appear in front of her red as his hair! Oh good lord, where was the ice!? Grabbing a pack, he buried his face in it, hoping his blush would cool down. No good. Dammit, why couldn't he be as cool as...as that Hitsugaya kid!?
"He-hello? Is anyone here?"
Oh crap, he was making her wait! The ice would have to wait then...crap. Putting aside the ice pack, he rushed into the shop.
"Gah! Miss Kurosaki! Will it be the-the usual a-again?" Oh god, was his face coloring again?
"Yes please!" the goddess exclaimed. Oh, her eyes were just so...perfect! "And also some extra meat. I'm making something special for Nii-chan today! I-Jinta-kun, is something wrong?"
"Uh?" Jinta wiped off the angry scowl that had formed on his face at the mention of Ichigo. "No, nothing. Er, anything else?"
"Nope. It's just...Nii-chan's gone away again... He said he'd be back tonight... I just hope he's safe...."
"Oh don't worry about him. He's gone away before, right?" Jinta sighed before adding under his breath: "Asshole doesn't deserve getting fretted over if he's-"
"Oof! It's heavy! Did you give me too much again, Jinta-ku-"
"NO! N-NOT AT ALL!" Jinta stammered, "Here, er, lemme help you carry these then, I-I don't have any other w-work," he lied when she began to protest, "I, I in-insist!"
"Oh, well, if you say so then, Jinta-kun!"
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"Jinta, where were you? Haven't I warned you enough times to not sneak off during work?" Tessai frowned at him, and rolled up his sleeves.
Oh crap.
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"Who's the idiot now?" Ichigo smirked.
"It was worth it though," Jinta thought. Nevertheless, he pretended to glare at him, nursing his "injuries". They didn't seem to hurt as much as they usually did. He poked his tongue out anyway, grinning innerly.
"Shut up, dickhead."
My, my, what a mouth on such a young boy. Oh and guess what guys, I'm in the tiebreaker round. For the losers. TT_TT
Here's the info for the contest: http://liian-risera.livejournal.com/1299.html