Could I have that with extra fat please?

[lihiara]

Why, why, WHY do people automatically assume women want diet food? Do they do this to men too? Does every reasonably slender woman have to have gotten there my starving herself? No, I do not want my latte made with low fat milk, yes, I really did order regular coke and no, I do not think that low-fat frozen yoghurt tastes just like ice cream. It's not made from cream, you twit. I hate diet products. And yet, here I am, having to specify whole milk when ordering coffee or I'll end up with something that tastes like someone dilluted it with dish soap. What ever happened to the days when real food was the rule, and not the exception?

Just to set the record straight: No, inside every slender woman is NOT a fat woman waiting for her to slip and order creme brulee.