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[ It's only slightlyunsettling to wake up with an unfamiliar lady calling you 'dear,' finding a little girl calling him 'daddy' next was the real kicker. As if Ron could ever spawn a child that looked like that. Actually, come to think of it, why was he even at that house and waking up in that bed anyways? Wasn't he last thrown into a dungeon of some sort with Harry while Hermione was ...!
That prompted a quick and frantic search throughout the house for his wand, several failed attempts at Accio, and a near violent episode with some unfortunate placed vases before Ron finally opts to try the phone. Doing his best to keep his rising panic under the wraps and using his "telephone voice," he bellows into the receiver:]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS SITUATION BUT I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT IT ISN'T WORKING! BUT, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW--
[ He pauses, unsure if continuing with threats would be such a good idea when his friends are missing and possibly being tortured at the moment. ]
I AM WILLING TO NEGOTIATE. NAME YOUR TERMS! ...HELLO?
[Meet Ron Weasley, the newest addition to 1652 Albright Lane. He believes the only way to be heard on the phone is to yell and he can do it so very loudly. ]
That prompted a quick and frantic search throughout the house for his wand, several failed attempts at Accio, and a near violent episode with some unfortunate placed vases before Ron finally opts to try the phone. Doing his best to keep his rising panic under the wraps and using his "telephone voice," he bellows into the receiver:]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS SITUATION BUT I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT IT ISN'T WORKING! BUT, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW--
[ He pauses, unsure if continuing with threats would be such a good idea when his friends are missing and possibly being tortured at the moment. ]
I AM WILLING TO NEGOTIATE. NAME YOUR TERMS! ...HELLO?
[Meet Ron Weasley, the newest addition to 1652 Albright Lane. He believes the only way to be heard on the phone is to yell and he can do it so very loudly. ]