Comments | lightprophet: RE: my previous entry

lightprophet

RE: my previous entry

Jan 19, 2005 23:04

You suck. You all suck.

That is all.

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xcentric_eagle January 20 2005, 04:17:10 UTC

Wait a sec...

Wait for it...

::cricket... cricket...::

Yup... I was right. Nobody cares.

:)

P.$. Teh smileey mks it @ll bettrz!!!!!111!!oneoneone!

lightprophet January 20 2005, 04:37:02 UTC

You may be surprised to learn that the operation was a spectacular failure.

In fact, the instruments they used to dislodge the stick up my ass were themselves lodged up my ass. So if anything my condition is even worse.

xcentric_eagle January 20 2005, 04:56:12 UTC

Well, look at the bright side...

...

...

Wait... is there one?

Nope. Don't think so...

Words of warning, however:

Watch out for metal detectors and, most importantly, powerful magnets. Although it would be interesting to see a pair of forceps fly violently out of your... nevermind. I'm stopping that thought right there. ::shudder::

lightprophet January 20 2005, 06:51:47 UTC

Just. Stop.

Nobody wants to go there. =)

lucyleary January 20 2005, 17:20:21 UTC

Lol!!

i really didnt want to picture that.

Though it would rank right up there with a penis exploding.

lightprophet January 21 2005, 06:41:44 UTC

When you say it ranks right up there, you mean on the list of things you don't want to see or even think about, right?

Right?

xcentric_eagle January 22 2005, 04:27:07 UTC

Please... for the love of everything holy... say yes!

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