ATTEMPTED (FAILED) LOCK TO BRAINBREAKERS AND RELATIVES; VOICEPOST

[lightofmiracles]

Hey everyone! Okay, so American Thanksgiving always makes me think, "ack, it's a month to Christmas", and that reminds me of our Chosen 'family' Secret Santa back home! Only this year not being at home I can't real~ly do it with my effective cousins, 'cept Ave, so I thought this year it might be fun if us Brainbreakers did Secret Santa

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[singingartist]

Sure, sounds fun.

[hackable lock to Asch and Adelle!]

We are so doing something for Daddy, too.

[Locked very poorly to Rhea and Asch. Like, nearly everyone can see it poorly]

[lil_fonic_hym]

Oh, definitely! After all, he is Jesus!

.......Miss Adelle, what?!

Well, Hikaru said Christmas is that Jesus guy's birthday, and he's the son of god, and Daddy's got the same fon frequency of Lorelei, who's like a god, so he's like Lorelei's son and Christmas is his birthday too,. So Daddy's Jesus! =D

I don't think it works that way.

[ooc:...I couldn't help it.]

[LOL. THEY MUST BE THEIR FATHER'S CHILDREN.]

[singingartist]

... Think that might be just a coincidence, Adelphie?

( ooc: COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. )

[THE CHILDREN OF JESUS?]

[lil_fonic_hym]

Huh-uh! I mean, Daddy's really powerful too, and...the son of god's gotta be powerful! It all makes sense!

[Sigh]

[... WELL, JESUS NEVER LIVED IN THE ERA OF TECHNOLOGY ANYWAY]

[singingartist]

... But Daddy's name is Luke. O_o;

[LOL, SACRILIGIOUS!]

[lil_fonic_hym]

Yeah, but that doesn't mean he isn't like Jesus!

...Miss Adelle, shouldn't you find out what...Jesus did first?

[POSTING IN EPIC SUBJECT THREAD]

[wants2b1337]

He was a cool guy, and was nice and awesome and...

...Actually, I don't really know.

[ARI CREATED EPIC.]

[lil_fonic_hym]

Well, see! He was cool and nice and awesome! That's Daddy!

Miss Adelle, I think there's more to it than that. Even Yori-

Yep, yep! That's my Daddy alright!

.....She's not listening to me, is she?

Re: [ARI CREATED EPIC.]

[wants2b1337]

Dude, your Dad's Jesus? Then...

THEN YOU'RE LIKE...THE GRANDDAUGHTER OF GOD!

...supposedly.

[ LOLOLOL EPIC ]

[singingartist]

... Grandchildren of .. God?

... Yeah, I suppose you could say that. :)

LIKE YOUR FACE.

[lightofmiracles]

Um, he walked on water and cured the sick and made heaps of fish and bread and then he came back from the dead!

But that's all I can remember. I wish Mom was here, she was raised Anglican so she'd know.

OHHHH, BURN.

[lil_fonic_hym]

...Okay, so Daddy didn't do all that...

But he was still real-real powerful back before I was born! He and Mommy and their friends saved the world!

B'DOOM PSSSH

[lightofmiracles]

So did my parents and their friends!

GAO!

[lil_fonic_hym]

But my Daddy has his birthday on Christmas, and he's got the same fon frequency as Lorelei!

YES, SIR.

[lightofmiracles]

Lots of people have their birthdays on Christmas! And who's Lorelei?

8D

[lil_fonic_hym]

Lorelei is the sentience of the seventh fonon! He's like a god!

Fonons are fons. [pause...and then sigh]