Random Lulz

[lightningtea]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door?
- Matt

Tied behind a boat?
- Skip

Hanging on a wall?
- Art

Sitting in a hot tub?
- Stew

Floating in the ocean?
- Bob

Lying in a hole?
- Phil

Lying in a pile of leaves?
- Russel

What do you call a guy with a spade?
- Doug

What do you call a guy without a spade?
- Douglas

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
- Eileen

What if she's Asian?
- Irene

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Two: one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the penis--LADDER! I SAID LADDER!