fascinating new thing
in 'sex, drugs and cocoa puffs,' my new favorite guy (chuck klosterman) writes out 23 of the most insane questions i've ever seen, and says these are the questions he asks people to determine if he can love them.
now. because i find these questions so interesting... i'm going to ask them to you guys. and just for kicks, i'm going to make up a few whacked ass questions of my own. if you're good, you'll be able to tell which are mine. ;) but i guess that depends entirely on how much attention you're paying.
let us assume there are two boxes on a table. in one box, there is a relatively normal turtle; in the other, adolf hitler's skull. you have to select one of these items for your home. if you select the turtle, you can't give it away and you have to keep it alive for two years; if either of these parameters are not met, you will be fined $999 by the state. if you select hitler's skull, you are required to display it in a semi-prominent location in your living room for the same amount of time, although you will be paid a stipend of $120 per month for doing so. display of the skull must be apolitical.
which option do you select?
FINE PRINT: the personal journaling hiatus will continue indefinitely. please note... i'm also not reading my f-list. it's not personal... i just, as said before, am working a few things out and i don't need the distraction.
now. because i find these questions so interesting... i'm going to ask them to you guys. and just for kicks, i'm going to make up a few whacked ass questions of my own. if you're good, you'll be able to tell which are mine. ;) but i guess that depends entirely on how much attention you're paying.
let us assume there are two boxes on a table. in one box, there is a relatively normal turtle; in the other, adolf hitler's skull. you have to select one of these items for your home. if you select the turtle, you can't give it away and you have to keep it alive for two years; if either of these parameters are not met, you will be fined $999 by the state. if you select hitler's skull, you are required to display it in a semi-prominent location in your living room for the same amount of time, although you will be paid a stipend of $120 per month for doing so. display of the skull must be apolitical.
which option do you select?
FINE PRINT: the personal journaling hiatus will continue indefinitely. please note... i'm also not reading my f-list. it's not personal... i just, as said before, am working a few things out and i don't need the distraction.