I should have lied lol
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March awaiting_april and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I set dwellinitall's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-762 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
lightningsiren