One of these days letters are gonna fall from the sky telling us all to go free
Dearest Customer,
Thank you for bringing your issue to my attention, I understand it now! A lack of poor planning on your part DOES constitute an emergency on my end!
Please, dearest customer, next time your tenant requests something, do not wait two weeks to notify us and then badger us repeatedly until it is completed.
Appreciatively yours,
Me
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Darling Mechanic,
You are a snot-nosed, whiny, obnoxious little brat with a major attitude problem and neither the huevos nor quality of work to back it up. You think you know how to do my job better than I do, yet you can barely manage to do your actual job. When you have 14 hours worth of work for the rest of the month, I’m not sure where you think you’re going to come up with 8 hours a day. Trust me, if I can’t create work out of the clear blue sky, neither can you. And if I could, I’d be doing it. You, however, would still be trying to figure out into which electrical socket to stick your finger.
Bugger off.
Marvelously admiring,
Me
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Good morning, Customer #2
You sound like Minnie Mouse on uppers.
Please ease off the caffeine and chillax.
Thank you!
Ashley
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Hay, Breakfast Burrito!
U my BFF! KTHX!
~Tummy
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To: Disney
From: My Ears
Re: Tangled Song
Dear Sir or Madam,
Your song “When Will My Life Begin” has been stuck in my head for approximately two (2) days at this time.
Well played, Disney. You win this round.
Regards,
Me
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Hey Wednesday!
‘Sup? Please get here soooooon, I get to spend you at the spa instead of at work! Woooooooot :D
XOXO
Ash
Thank you for bringing your issue to my attention, I understand it now! A lack of poor planning on your part DOES constitute an emergency on my end!
Please, dearest customer, next time your tenant requests something, do not wait two weeks to notify us and then badger us repeatedly until it is completed.
Appreciatively yours,
Me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Darling Mechanic,
You are a snot-nosed, whiny, obnoxious little brat with a major attitude problem and neither the huevos nor quality of work to back it up. You think you know how to do my job better than I do, yet you can barely manage to do your actual job. When you have 14 hours worth of work for the rest of the month, I’m not sure where you think you’re going to come up with 8 hours a day. Trust me, if I can’t create work out of the clear blue sky, neither can you. And if I could, I’d be doing it. You, however, would still be trying to figure out into which electrical socket to stick your finger.
Bugger off.
Marvelously admiring,
Me
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Good morning, Customer #2
You sound like Minnie Mouse on uppers.
Please ease off the caffeine and chillax.
Thank you!
Ashley
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hay, Breakfast Burrito!
U my BFF! KTHX!
~Tummy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To: Disney
From: My Ears
Re: Tangled Song
Dear Sir or Madam,
Your song “When Will My Life Begin” has been stuck in my head for approximately two (2) days at this time.
Well played, Disney. You win this round.
Regards,
Me
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Hey Wednesday!
‘Sup? Please get here soooooon, I get to spend you at the spa instead of at work! Woooooooot :D
XOXO
Ash