remember, bro's before ho's
"rawr this is the giant dinosaur, and here's jessica. oh actually that's jessica in the dinosaur's mouth. man that would be gross, blood would go flying everywhere and your guts would be all caught in his teeth..."
that describes my favorite self portrait. bones make wonderful toothpicks, and they're all natural you health nuts you! smell my unshaven armpits of wrath!
i'm just a gleaming ray of cancer causing sunshine.
"do not despair, fair bird jessica! simply try, try again! just watch out for andrew... i swear that boy thinks he looks good walking around naked."
this is all too familiar. i have seen too many naked brothers of friends for my age.
andrew- hey...wanna make out
me- ignores comment and says something intellectual towards the group.
andrew- so...wanna make out
pattern continues until i get distracted by something shiny and colorful.
p.s. doctor house is not only based off of sherlock holmes (as widely agreed), but also doctor who (as he is often seen with a yo-yo, and is just smarter than all these humans, among other things that i won't get into), and nurse cameron is like sarah jane. afterall, hugh laurie is such a brit that just does a really good american accent (duh stupid people at fox news!!! (as if people on fox news aren't stupid to begin with, what should i expect, right?)he's been on so many other shows using his real accent). think about it jessica.
that describes my favorite self portrait. bones make wonderful toothpicks, and they're all natural you health nuts you! smell my unshaven armpits of wrath!
i'm just a gleaming ray of cancer causing sunshine.
"do not despair, fair bird jessica! simply try, try again! just watch out for andrew... i swear that boy thinks he looks good walking around naked."
this is all too familiar. i have seen too many naked brothers of friends for my age.
andrew- hey...wanna make out
me- ignores comment and says something intellectual towards the group.
andrew- so...wanna make out
pattern continues until i get distracted by something shiny and colorful.
p.s. doctor house is not only based off of sherlock holmes (as widely agreed), but also doctor who (as he is often seen with a yo-yo, and is just smarter than all these humans, among other things that i won't get into), and nurse cameron is like sarah jane. afterall, hugh laurie is such a brit that just does a really good american accent (duh stupid people at fox news!!! (as if people on fox news aren't stupid to begin with, what should i expect, right?)he's been on so many other shows using his real accent). think about it jessica.