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Aw man, today was totally ninja-rific. Went outside to look for my cat (who also has mad ninja skill) and came across my arch enemy of a neighbor...that stupid pirate asked for it the moment he looked at me. Oh no, bitch. You did not just look at me like that. Being the crafty ninja I am, I went back inside to throw off that foolish pirate. Little known by him, I snuck right back out and hid behind his oak tree. 3:30. TIME FOR THE MAIL. I waited with an evil grin on my face, and saw him come out to fetch his beloved parcel. In a blinding flash of awesomeness, I jumped on his back and ripped his head off. TOTALLY RAD. The end.
Yes. Felt like writing that. o_o Although I truly believe my neighbor and his piratey ways are out to get me. *shifty eyes*
Yes. Felt like writing that. o_o Although I truly believe my neighbor and his piratey ways are out to get me. *shifty eyes*