I am 60% Canadian
[x] You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."
[x] You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
[x] You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
[x] You drink pop, not soda.
[ ] You know what a Mickey and 2-4 are..
So Far: 4
[x]You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
[x] You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
[ ]You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
[ ] You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
[x] You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
So Far: 7
[ ] You brag to Americans that: , Jim Carrey, Mike Meyers, Tom Green, and
many more are Canadians.
[ ] You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
[x] You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan."
[x] You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."
[x] You were in grade 11, not the 11th grade.
So Far: 10
[x] "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?
[ ] You like the Americans a little because they don't want Quebec either.
[x] You know that contests run by anyone other than the government have "skill-testing questions" that winners must answer correctly before they can claim a prize.
[x] Everything is labelled in English and French.
[x] Milk comes in plastic bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
So Far: 14
[ ] There are more pages about Hockey than the news in the newspapers
[ ] You know what the plug at the front of the car is for
[x] You know what Tim Horton, Zellers and Canadian Tire are
[ ] You have a canadian flag sewn on your backpack (unless you live in Québec)
[ ] You go overseas and insist that you are Canadian when people hear your accent to make sure they won't think you are American
TOTAL: 15
Multiply your total by 4 and name this note
I am 60% Canadian
I am disappointed in myself lol :P
[x] You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
[x] You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
[x] You drink pop, not soda.
[ ] You know what a Mickey and 2-4 are..
So Far: 4
[x]You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
[x] You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
[ ]You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
[ ] You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
[x] You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
So Far: 7
[ ] You brag to Americans that: , Jim Carrey, Mike Meyers, Tom Green, and
many more are Canadians.
[ ] You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
[x] You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan."
[x] You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."
[x] You were in grade 11, not the 11th grade.
So Far: 10
[x] "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?
[ ] You like the Americans a little because they don't want Quebec either.
[x] You know that contests run by anyone other than the government have "skill-testing questions" that winners must answer correctly before they can claim a prize.
[x] Everything is labelled in English and French.
[x] Milk comes in plastic bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
So Far: 14
[ ] There are more pages about Hockey than the news in the newspapers
[ ] You know what the plug at the front of the car is for
[x] You know what Tim Horton, Zellers and Canadian Tire are
[ ] You have a canadian flag sewn on your backpack (unless you live in Québec)
[ ] You go overseas and insist that you are Canadian when people hear your accent to make sure they won't think you are American
TOTAL: 15
Multiply your total by 4 and name this note
I am 60% Canadian
I am disappointed in myself lol :P