"Fuck you, fat ho!"
I'm so frickin' tired. I got 8 hours or so of sleep but still...it's not what I'm used to on the weekends. I'm used to longer sleeps.
Last night after I got off work I went to Brandon's for a little while. His boyfriend Patrick was there. Calvin was there too and his friend T. They were all getting ready to go out for dinner. I went with them but didn't eat 'cuz I'd already eaten. We went to Sticky Fingers. I like Patrick. He's quiet and shy, haha. Cute too. I only stayed with them until 9 p.m. I had an out in case I was uncomfortable and T was a little too much for me to handle.
At 9 p.m., I left them at Sticky Fingers and went over to Heather's. Today is Mike's birthday and we were going out to celebrate last night. Katrina was over there as well. She and Heather were getting ready. I had to offer my gay opinion of their outfits. I didn't get Heather's outfit as she was putting it together. I was, like, "Explain to me how that shirt goes with those capris." However, once she pulled everything together it looked great.
We got to the Electric Cowboy around 11 p.m. or maybe it was closer to 11:30 p.m. Either way, we got there and got a table. Now that it's been open a couple of months, the crowd isn't nearly bad as it was the first couple of times I went. I had a great time. Just lots of dancing and fun. I also didn't drink at all...and proved to myself I don't have to drink to have a good time.
Mike was talking to me at one point and "I'm A Slave 4 U" came on. He asked me for my lighter and I said, "One second." And when the "Now watch me" hit, I threw up my reindeer antlers. He laughed his ass off. He was, like, "I totally wasn't expecting that." The best dance of the evening came around 2 a.m. They were doing, like, one last big, long megamix of stuff before they turned the music off at 2:30 a.m. In the mix, they threw in my favorite song of all time, "You Spin Me Round" by Dead Or Alive. I tore up our little nook of the club. We had a huge group of people now that I think about it, haha. It was me, Heather, Katrina, Mike, Davy, Jack, Misty, Michelle, Opie, Austyn, and Will. Austyn is one of Heather's friends and I love her. I call her Trouble and she calls me the Devil. She brought Will with her. Will's her best friend. He's gay and so adorable. I was looking him up and down all night long, lol. The way to look at it is this way. Heather and I are Will & Grace. Austyn and Will are Jack & Karen, haha.
The most memorable part of the evening was this bitch calling Katrina a fat ho, lol. She was older and ugly and she had her older ugly husband with her at the table next to us. One of Katrina's guy friends (btw, it doesn't matter where we go, Katrina knows at least 20 people there) had come up to our table to talk to her. He was standing close to Katrina and she was close to the ugly lady. He was smoking and the lady, very bitchily, says, "Could you watch your cigarette? I've had my hair set on fire before." Katrina just kind of gave her this look and her friend said, "She wouldn't have that problem if she didn't have so much damn Aquanet in it." He didn't say it to the lady. He said it to Katrina and we don't know if the lady heard or not but she probably did 'cuz she kept giving Katrina go to hell looks for the rest of the evening. Finally, the lady and her husband were getting ready to leave and as they walked by our table, the bitch gave Katrina one last "die bitch" look and Katrina says to her, "What is your problem?" The lady takes a lunge at Katrina and her husband pulls her back. As he's, literally, dragging her away, she yells to Katrina, "Fuck you, you fat ho!" So, for the rest of the evening, every time Katrina would open her mouth to speak, I'd cut her off with "Fuck you, you fat ho!" It was funny the first few times then it got old so I quit. Also, Katrina said to me, "You're really gonna have to quit with that. I already have a complex about my fat ass."
The lights came on in the club at 2:30 a.m. By this time, Austyn and Will had already left. They were at Austyn's and she lives next door to Heather. We left and got back to Heather's complex around 3 a.m. We had to go to Austyn's first. She'd stopped to get us Krystal (or White Castle for you yankees) and, to be honest, she had some good weed she was gonna give us.
We got back to Heather's at 3:15 a.m. and Mike opened up his gifts. He was thrilled with the one Heather got him. He's been talking for weeks about how much he loved "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie" when he was a kid. Heather went on eBay and found it for him. So, we put it in and started watching it and we all hit a bowl. Now, the thing with me and smoking pot is that it's a 50/50 chance I'm gonna get high. I've never been properly told how to take a hit, haha, so I just take a hit and hold it in and hope I get high. Generally, I know I've done it right if I cough. Last night I coughed. When I get high, I get the beligerent giggles. The first time I ever got high, Andy & I watched an episode of "The Simpsons" and I laughed my ass off 'cuz every word they said was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie" was no exception. I started laughing my ass off and couldn't stop...which made everyone else start laughing. Everyone else calmed down, but Katrina and I couldn't stop for the life us. Finally, it wore on everyone's nerves and Heather told me, "Okay, really, shut the fuck up." I slowly calmed down and fell asleep around 4 a.m. I think.
This morning, I woke up around 11:15 a.m. and got home about noon and here I sit.
Later days kiddos!
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