SUPER JUNIOR FIC: We Could Be Heroes Part Two of Four [PG-13, various ninja!pairings]
Title: We Could Be Heroes Part Two of Four
Author: Selena
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Various ninja!pairings. In this part though there is some 3Min. None of those Min's is Sungmin.
Warnings: Fluff, crack, humor
Word count: 2, 336
Summary: One morning the members of Super Junior wake up with super powers. What follows is a day of chaos. Some of them have cooler powers than others, some adapt quicker to them than others. Leeteuk mainly worries for his sanity and for the fate of the world at large.
Part One: Siwon, Han Geng, Ryeowook (and Kangin)
We Could Be Heroes
4) Kibum
Oh, he’s having way too much fun with this.
It starts at his ridiculously early acting class, they have this new teacher who swears that the best work is done before the sun comes up.
“That’s when the soul is most alive.”
…or some shit like that.
There is a girl (or several) in his class who has the hots for him, and he’s used to it, it’s almost kind of cute. But it’s 4am and nothing and no one is cute and funny at 4am and when he sees this girl making a beeline for him he closes his eyes and just prays that she can’t see him. It’s a futile and kind of silly prayer so he’s taken completely by surprise when it works.
“Kibum-oppa?” Sunmin says as she approaches Kibum’s small group. “He was just here, where did he go?”
“He’s right there.” Minwoo says pointing to Kibum. Sunmin just looks at him blankly.
“No, he’s not.” Sunmin practically wails. “You’re so mean!” And then she’s gone and Kibum heaves out a sigh of relief.
“How did you do that?” Minwoo asks him, all wide eyed wonder.
“I have no idea.”
As he watches Sunmin’s sullen retreat he wonders if whatever he just did only works for people he really doesn’t want to talk to or if it would work for anyone and everyone. He decides the only logical thing to do is test it out so he wills himself invisible and unseen by all.
“Hey!” Joomin asks. “Where did Kibum go?”
Kibum chuckles softly and backs away from the group, careful not to brush up against anyone.
He thinks he’ll skip class today. Something weird is going on and really, there is only one source of weirdness in his life. So he decides to head on over there and see if the rest of Super Junior has had anything strange happen to them, well, stranger than usual. There is always something new and bizarre going on in that dorm. It’s still stupidly early but he is sure that Leeteuk will be awake, that guy never sleeps.
It’s about two miles from his class to the dorm and thinks it might be fun to walk it. It’s nice-he decides-being able to walk down the street and have no give him a second glance. Not that there are many people about at this hour to see him if he let himself be seen…but Kibum has learned from experience that cameras can be anywhere at anytime. It’s almost 6am by the time he gets to the dorms, he lets himself in with key he still has, he doesn’t think he’ll ever give it back. Only Leeteuk is awake, as expected. Leeteuk is sitting in the main living area on the worn out old sofa, he’s going over a pile of papers, he looks up at the sound of the door opening.
“Hello?” Leeteuk asks. Kibum holds his breath and wills Leeteuk not to see him. Leeteuk gets up and comes to the doorway. Kibum hasn’t shut the door, he can’t, he’ll give away his position. Leeteuk looks around, worry and confusion marring his brow. Kibum is standing right there in front of him but Leeteuk just can’t see him. “Maybe Donghae is right.” Leeteuk mutters as he surveys the empty hallway. “Maybe this place really is haunted.”
Kibum walks around the dorms listening to the soft snores and sleep snuffles of the other members and everything seems fine. Nothing out of the ordinary seems to be going on here, but Kibum refuses to believe that it’s just him this is happening to. It can’t be, that wouldn’t be fair. He passes Ryeowook’s room and he hears Ryeowook talking to himself…which is kind of weird. No, wait…Kibum hears Ryeowook talking to Kangin. At this time in the morning? Shouldn’t Kangin be off doing something Army-ish at this time? Like some kind of 5 mile run? Kibum stops and listens at the door but the voice inside goes quiet. Presently the door opens and Ryeowook comes out. Kibum has to quickly move out of the way to avoid Ryeowook bumping into him, he’s not quite quick enough and Ryeowook knock his arm. But it seems that Ryeowook is too caught up in his own thoughts to realizes that he’s just bumped into nothing.
“I must be going crazy.” Ryeowook mumbles as he walks away.
Kibum slips into Ryeowook’s room and settles down to wait for him to comes back. He hopes that he doesn’t have to wait for too long.
*
Which brings up back to now.
“We’re going to have to let Leeteuk-hyung know about this.” Kibum says and Ryeowook shakes his head violently.
“Do we have to? He’s got enough to worry about already.”
“Wookie-ah, you can talk to people who are miles away in your head. Kangin-hyung can leap tall buildings in a single bound, Hankyung-hyung is floating, Siwon sees naked people…”
“Hankyung-hyung says he thinks it’s more like Siwon-hyung can see through clothes.”
“Whatever. And I can make myself invisible. That’s five of us that suddenly have magic powers, who knows what will happen to the rest of them. The way our luck runs Donghae or Eunhyuk might be given the power to blow things up.
Ryeowook pales slightly.
“Plus,” Kibum continues. “Someone is going to have to go and get Siwon before he starts trying to claw his own eyes out.
“Ok.” Ryeowook say and he stands up. “But you’re doing all the talking, I am just going to nod and agree with you.”
*
It’s lucky that Kibum has something of a demonstrative power because this shit is hard to explain. Leeteuk sits there and listens quietly, he looks a little confused-and concerned-but that’s really kind of his default expression. Kibum knows that if it were anyone else telling him this potential tale of woe then Leeteuk would think it all some very lame joke.
But Kim Kibum does not joke, lame or otherwise.
Kibum starts disappearing and reappearing and the looks on the faces of the other members are priceless. Kibum is almost glad that Heechul is taking pictures, though Heechul is under strict orders not to let these pictures out onto the internet. Eventually Leeteuk sends Heechul out to retrieve Siwon, Heechul pouts a little but he goes. Kibum continues his disappearing act for a little while until…
“Kibummie stop it” Donghae wails. “I don’t like it when I can’t see you.”
“Aww, I’m sorry, Hae.” Kibum says and he creeps over to where Donghae stands and, still invisible, wraps his arms around Donghae’s waist. Donghae is so caught off guard by this unexpected touch that he yelps in surprise and is gone and Kibum finds himself holding nothing but air.
Donghae just, poof, disappears.
5) Donghae
Donghae blinks and looks around. He suddenly finds himself in a dimly lit room, daylight filters feebly in from the gap in the thick curtains. Donghae can just about make out the outline of a bed in the corner, he’s in someone else’s bedroom. Definitely not his room, his room has two beds and smells a little…different. He doesn’t know where he is or how the hell he got here or how the hell he is supposed to get back to his dorm.
He guesses that this must mean he has some kind of super power too, which on one hand is kinda cool, who doesn’t want to have a super power? On the other hand, though, he is kind of stuck, he could be anywhere in the whole world and…and the bed is moving. No wait, it’s just the bed covers that are moving and Donghae realizes-to his horror-that he is in someone else’s bedroom while that someone else is still here. Donghae holds his breath and starts to edge towards the door. Maybe, just maybe, he can get out of here before the person in the bed wakes up and sees him. Then he can get to a phone and call Kibum to come and get him…that might take a while if he turns out to be on the other side of the world. But he knows that Kibum will come get him.
Call Kibum. That, Donghae thinks, is a very, very good plan.
It’s a shame that none of his very, very good plans have ever gone right. Ever.
“Hyung?” A sleepy voice mumbles.
The room is getting lighter as the daylight outside takes a firmer hold and now Donghae can properly see the bed and it’s occupant. A head emerges from under the tangle of bed clothes and Donghae wonders if this is what having a heart attack feels like.
“Hyung, what are you doing here? Am I dreaming?”
Minho. He’s in Minho’s room. That’s all right then, at least he knows that he’s still in Korea. Donghae tries to stammer out an excuse for why he’s suddenly in Minho’s room unannounced and unexpected but the words catch in his throat as another head pushes its way out from under the covers.
“You’re not dreaming, Hyung.” Taemin says. “If this were one of your dreams then I imagine I would be happier to see him.”
Taemin is sleep rumpled and disgruntled and Donghae tries not to choke when he sees that both Minho and Taemin are apparently naked.
“Yeah.” Another voice says and yet another person emerges from under the covers. “Me too.”
“C…Changmin?” Donghae stutters. He’s so shocked that he starts to hiccup.
“Don’t,” Taemin says, his voice low with warning. “Don’t tell Onew.”
“Or Yunho.” Changmin adds darkly.
Donghae hiccups. He hiccups again and then, poof, he vanishes.
*
He’s back in the dorms again and he breathes out a sigh of relief as he looks upon the worried faces of the rest of the group. He can breathe now, he can relax. He can’t, however, bring himself to tell any of them where he’s been.
“Poor thing.” Leeteuk says. “Did you teleport into a hell dimension?”
Donghae can only shake his head.
“There’s no such thing as hell dimensions, hyung.” Kyuhyun deadpans.
“Like there’s no such things as super powers?” Leeteuk retorts, his voice shrill.
“Touché.”
Donghae looks around, counts heads.
“Where’s Kibum? Is he still invisible?”
“No,” Leeteuk says. “At least I don’t think so. He’s in the other room with Siwon trying to help him control his…uh…power.”
“Heechul is in there too.” Kyuhyun puts in. “I don’t think he’s trying to help.”
“Oh,” Donghae says. “Where’s Eunhyuk?”
“Ahh,” Leeteuk sighs and Donghae doesn’t like the way Leeteuk won’t look him in the eye. “Right. Well. About Eunhyuk…”
A feeling of cold dread pools low in Donghae’s stomach and he fights to catch his breath.
“What about Eunhyuk?”
“Well, we’re not exactly sure what happened, but when you vanished he…he…” Leeteuk takes a step to one side so Donghae has a clear view of the sofa and Eunhyuk. Eunhyuk is sitting in the exact same spot, in the exact shame position he was in when Donghae left.
Eunhyuk is sitting completely still, he’s completely immobile and completely made of stone.
6) Eunhyuk
When he comes too, Donghae is poking at his cheek. Donghae looks alarmed, worried. Eunhyuk wasn’t even aware that he had fallen asleep, or passed out, or whatever. What the hell had happened?
“Hey,” Eunhyuk mumbles. “What happened?” His throat is dry and his voice sounds scratchy, like it hasn’t been used in a while. “Hae! I can see you now. I got a shock when Kibum made you disappear.”
“Donghae wasn’t invisible, Hyukkie.” Leeteuk says. “He teleported into a hell dimension.”
“I did not.” Donghae mutters. No one pays any attention to him.
Eunhyuk blinks up at his fellow band members and he tries for a smile. His face feels stiff. He tries to stand up but his whole body feels stiff too. His limbs feel heavy, like they are made of stone.
Hey, wait.
He looks down at his hands. His skin is a mottled grey, his fingers thick and unwieldy. He holds his hand out in front of him, turning it round so he can look at it from every angle. He watches-fascinated-as the grey stone fades back into warm flesh.
“This is so cool.” He breathes.
“It’s not!” Leeteuk wails. “It’s not cool. You turned into stone! Stone, Hyukkie! And Donghae will probably end up teleporting himself into a volcano, Hankyung is floating somewhere in China. China! Oh god, what if he goes outside? What if he floats away?” Leeteuk sobs and slumps into a chair. “I wish Kangin were here.”
“Would you like me to go and get him, Teukie-hyung?” Donghae pipes up, he sounds almost hopeful. “I’m pretty sure I could.”
“Sure Donghae-ah.” Leeteuk says, without thinking. “No!” He shouts out suddenly. “No! You stay there. You stay right there on that sofa and don’t teleport anywhere. And you!” Leeteuk whirls on Eunhyuk. “You turn back to flesh and bone right this instant!”
“I’m trying, Hyung.” Eunhyuk says. He holds his hand up for Leeteuk to see. The transformation back from stone seems to be going glacially slowly. Leeteuk looks a little green.
“Ridiculous.” Heechul says, storming into the room. “Pathetic. I bet he secretly really wants to see people naked and that’s why Kibum can’t help him get it under control.” Heechul throws himself into a chair, looks around. “What’s wrong, Teukie? You look like you’re going to throw up.”
“Look, Hyung.” Eunhyuk says brightly, brandishing his arm. “I turn to stone.”
“You turn to stone.” Heechul repeats slowly. Then he laughs. “That’s almost as lame a power as seeing though clothes.” And Heechul laughs so hard that he snorts…and fire shoots out of his nose.
.end of part two
Author: Selena
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Various ninja!pairings. In this part though there is some 3Min. None of those Min's is Sungmin.
Warnings: Fluff, crack, humor
Word count: 2, 336
Summary: One morning the members of Super Junior wake up with super powers. What follows is a day of chaos. Some of them have cooler powers than others, some adapt quicker to them than others. Leeteuk mainly worries for his sanity and for the fate of the world at large.
Part One: Siwon, Han Geng, Ryeowook (and Kangin)
We Could Be Heroes
4) Kibum
Oh, he’s having way too much fun with this.
It starts at his ridiculously early acting class, they have this new teacher who swears that the best work is done before the sun comes up.
“That’s when the soul is most alive.”
…or some shit like that.
There is a girl (or several) in his class who has the hots for him, and he’s used to it, it’s almost kind of cute. But it’s 4am and nothing and no one is cute and funny at 4am and when he sees this girl making a beeline for him he closes his eyes and just prays that she can’t see him. It’s a futile and kind of silly prayer so he’s taken completely by surprise when it works.
“Kibum-oppa?” Sunmin says as she approaches Kibum’s small group. “He was just here, where did he go?”
“He’s right there.” Minwoo says pointing to Kibum. Sunmin just looks at him blankly.
“No, he’s not.” Sunmin practically wails. “You’re so mean!” And then she’s gone and Kibum heaves out a sigh of relief.
“How did you do that?” Minwoo asks him, all wide eyed wonder.
“I have no idea.”
As he watches Sunmin’s sullen retreat he wonders if whatever he just did only works for people he really doesn’t want to talk to or if it would work for anyone and everyone. He decides the only logical thing to do is test it out so he wills himself invisible and unseen by all.
“Hey!” Joomin asks. “Where did Kibum go?”
Kibum chuckles softly and backs away from the group, careful not to brush up against anyone.
He thinks he’ll skip class today. Something weird is going on and really, there is only one source of weirdness in his life. So he decides to head on over there and see if the rest of Super Junior has had anything strange happen to them, well, stranger than usual. There is always something new and bizarre going on in that dorm. It’s still stupidly early but he is sure that Leeteuk will be awake, that guy never sleeps.
It’s about two miles from his class to the dorm and thinks it might be fun to walk it. It’s nice-he decides-being able to walk down the street and have no give him a second glance. Not that there are many people about at this hour to see him if he let himself be seen…but Kibum has learned from experience that cameras can be anywhere at anytime. It’s almost 6am by the time he gets to the dorms, he lets himself in with key he still has, he doesn’t think he’ll ever give it back. Only Leeteuk is awake, as expected. Leeteuk is sitting in the main living area on the worn out old sofa, he’s going over a pile of papers, he looks up at the sound of the door opening.
“Hello?” Leeteuk asks. Kibum holds his breath and wills Leeteuk not to see him. Leeteuk gets up and comes to the doorway. Kibum hasn’t shut the door, he can’t, he’ll give away his position. Leeteuk looks around, worry and confusion marring his brow. Kibum is standing right there in front of him but Leeteuk just can’t see him. “Maybe Donghae is right.” Leeteuk mutters as he surveys the empty hallway. “Maybe this place really is haunted.”
Kibum walks around the dorms listening to the soft snores and sleep snuffles of the other members and everything seems fine. Nothing out of the ordinary seems to be going on here, but Kibum refuses to believe that it’s just him this is happening to. It can’t be, that wouldn’t be fair. He passes Ryeowook’s room and he hears Ryeowook talking to himself…which is kind of weird. No, wait…Kibum hears Ryeowook talking to Kangin. At this time in the morning? Shouldn’t Kangin be off doing something Army-ish at this time? Like some kind of 5 mile run? Kibum stops and listens at the door but the voice inside goes quiet. Presently the door opens and Ryeowook comes out. Kibum has to quickly move out of the way to avoid Ryeowook bumping into him, he’s not quite quick enough and Ryeowook knock his arm. But it seems that Ryeowook is too caught up in his own thoughts to realizes that he’s just bumped into nothing.
“I must be going crazy.” Ryeowook mumbles as he walks away.
Kibum slips into Ryeowook’s room and settles down to wait for him to comes back. He hopes that he doesn’t have to wait for too long.
*
Which brings up back to now.
“We’re going to have to let Leeteuk-hyung know about this.” Kibum says and Ryeowook shakes his head violently.
“Do we have to? He’s got enough to worry about already.”
“Wookie-ah, you can talk to people who are miles away in your head. Kangin-hyung can leap tall buildings in a single bound, Hankyung-hyung is floating, Siwon sees naked people…”
“Hankyung-hyung says he thinks it’s more like Siwon-hyung can see through clothes.”
“Whatever. And I can make myself invisible. That’s five of us that suddenly have magic powers, who knows what will happen to the rest of them. The way our luck runs Donghae or Eunhyuk might be given the power to blow things up.
Ryeowook pales slightly.
“Plus,” Kibum continues. “Someone is going to have to go and get Siwon before he starts trying to claw his own eyes out.
“Ok.” Ryeowook say and he stands up. “But you’re doing all the talking, I am just going to nod and agree with you.”
*
It’s lucky that Kibum has something of a demonstrative power because this shit is hard to explain. Leeteuk sits there and listens quietly, he looks a little confused-and concerned-but that’s really kind of his default expression. Kibum knows that if it were anyone else telling him this potential tale of woe then Leeteuk would think it all some very lame joke.
But Kim Kibum does not joke, lame or otherwise.
Kibum starts disappearing and reappearing and the looks on the faces of the other members are priceless. Kibum is almost glad that Heechul is taking pictures, though Heechul is under strict orders not to let these pictures out onto the internet. Eventually Leeteuk sends Heechul out to retrieve Siwon, Heechul pouts a little but he goes. Kibum continues his disappearing act for a little while until…
“Kibummie stop it” Donghae wails. “I don’t like it when I can’t see you.”
“Aww, I’m sorry, Hae.” Kibum says and he creeps over to where Donghae stands and, still invisible, wraps his arms around Donghae’s waist. Donghae is so caught off guard by this unexpected touch that he yelps in surprise and is gone and Kibum finds himself holding nothing but air.
Donghae just, poof, disappears.
5) Donghae
Donghae blinks and looks around. He suddenly finds himself in a dimly lit room, daylight filters feebly in from the gap in the thick curtains. Donghae can just about make out the outline of a bed in the corner, he’s in someone else’s bedroom. Definitely not his room, his room has two beds and smells a little…different. He doesn’t know where he is or how the hell he got here or how the hell he is supposed to get back to his dorm.
He guesses that this must mean he has some kind of super power too, which on one hand is kinda cool, who doesn’t want to have a super power? On the other hand, though, he is kind of stuck, he could be anywhere in the whole world and…and the bed is moving. No wait, it’s just the bed covers that are moving and Donghae realizes-to his horror-that he is in someone else’s bedroom while that someone else is still here. Donghae holds his breath and starts to edge towards the door. Maybe, just maybe, he can get out of here before the person in the bed wakes up and sees him. Then he can get to a phone and call Kibum to come and get him…that might take a while if he turns out to be on the other side of the world. But he knows that Kibum will come get him.
Call Kibum. That, Donghae thinks, is a very, very good plan.
It’s a shame that none of his very, very good plans have ever gone right. Ever.
“Hyung?” A sleepy voice mumbles.
The room is getting lighter as the daylight outside takes a firmer hold and now Donghae can properly see the bed and it’s occupant. A head emerges from under the tangle of bed clothes and Donghae wonders if this is what having a heart attack feels like.
“Hyung, what are you doing here? Am I dreaming?”
Minho. He’s in Minho’s room. That’s all right then, at least he knows that he’s still in Korea. Donghae tries to stammer out an excuse for why he’s suddenly in Minho’s room unannounced and unexpected but the words catch in his throat as another head pushes its way out from under the covers.
“You’re not dreaming, Hyung.” Taemin says. “If this were one of your dreams then I imagine I would be happier to see him.”
Taemin is sleep rumpled and disgruntled and Donghae tries not to choke when he sees that both Minho and Taemin are apparently naked.
“Yeah.” Another voice says and yet another person emerges from under the covers. “Me too.”
“C…Changmin?” Donghae stutters. He’s so shocked that he starts to hiccup.
“Don’t,” Taemin says, his voice low with warning. “Don’t tell Onew.”
“Or Yunho.” Changmin adds darkly.
Donghae hiccups. He hiccups again and then, poof, he vanishes.
*
He’s back in the dorms again and he breathes out a sigh of relief as he looks upon the worried faces of the rest of the group. He can breathe now, he can relax. He can’t, however, bring himself to tell any of them where he’s been.
“Poor thing.” Leeteuk says. “Did you teleport into a hell dimension?”
Donghae can only shake his head.
“There’s no such thing as hell dimensions, hyung.” Kyuhyun deadpans.
“Like there’s no such things as super powers?” Leeteuk retorts, his voice shrill.
“Touché.”
Donghae looks around, counts heads.
“Where’s Kibum? Is he still invisible?”
“No,” Leeteuk says. “At least I don’t think so. He’s in the other room with Siwon trying to help him control his…uh…power.”
“Heechul is in there too.” Kyuhyun puts in. “I don’t think he’s trying to help.”
“Oh,” Donghae says. “Where’s Eunhyuk?”
“Ahh,” Leeteuk sighs and Donghae doesn’t like the way Leeteuk won’t look him in the eye. “Right. Well. About Eunhyuk…”
A feeling of cold dread pools low in Donghae’s stomach and he fights to catch his breath.
“What about Eunhyuk?”
“Well, we’re not exactly sure what happened, but when you vanished he…he…” Leeteuk takes a step to one side so Donghae has a clear view of the sofa and Eunhyuk. Eunhyuk is sitting in the exact same spot, in the exact shame position he was in when Donghae left.
Eunhyuk is sitting completely still, he’s completely immobile and completely made of stone.
6) Eunhyuk
When he comes too, Donghae is poking at his cheek. Donghae looks alarmed, worried. Eunhyuk wasn’t even aware that he had fallen asleep, or passed out, or whatever. What the hell had happened?
“Hey,” Eunhyuk mumbles. “What happened?” His throat is dry and his voice sounds scratchy, like it hasn’t been used in a while. “Hae! I can see you now. I got a shock when Kibum made you disappear.”
“Donghae wasn’t invisible, Hyukkie.” Leeteuk says. “He teleported into a hell dimension.”
“I did not.” Donghae mutters. No one pays any attention to him.
Eunhyuk blinks up at his fellow band members and he tries for a smile. His face feels stiff. He tries to stand up but his whole body feels stiff too. His limbs feel heavy, like they are made of stone.
Hey, wait.
He looks down at his hands. His skin is a mottled grey, his fingers thick and unwieldy. He holds his hand out in front of him, turning it round so he can look at it from every angle. He watches-fascinated-as the grey stone fades back into warm flesh.
“This is so cool.” He breathes.
“It’s not!” Leeteuk wails. “It’s not cool. You turned into stone! Stone, Hyukkie! And Donghae will probably end up teleporting himself into a volcano, Hankyung is floating somewhere in China. China! Oh god, what if he goes outside? What if he floats away?” Leeteuk sobs and slumps into a chair. “I wish Kangin were here.”
“Would you like me to go and get him, Teukie-hyung?” Donghae pipes up, he sounds almost hopeful. “I’m pretty sure I could.”
“Sure Donghae-ah.” Leeteuk says, without thinking. “No!” He shouts out suddenly. “No! You stay there. You stay right there on that sofa and don’t teleport anywhere. And you!” Leeteuk whirls on Eunhyuk. “You turn back to flesh and bone right this instant!”
“I’m trying, Hyung.” Eunhyuk says. He holds his hand up for Leeteuk to see. The transformation back from stone seems to be going glacially slowly. Leeteuk looks a little green.
“Ridiculous.” Heechul says, storming into the room. “Pathetic. I bet he secretly really wants to see people naked and that’s why Kibum can’t help him get it under control.” Heechul throws himself into a chair, looks around. “What’s wrong, Teukie? You look like you’re going to throw up.”
“Look, Hyung.” Eunhyuk says brightly, brandishing his arm. “I turn to stone.”
“You turn to stone.” Heechul repeats slowly. Then he laughs. “That’s almost as lame a power as seeing though clothes.” And Heechul laughs so hard that he snorts…and fire shoots out of his nose.
.end of part two